Short answer: not yet.

The long answer is a little more complicated.

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Hi. My name is Epic Yarn and I…am a brony.

I should’ve known I was a brony. I mean, it’s completely obvious now that I’ve admitted it out loud. It all started when I watched my first episode and thought “Hey, that was actually good.” I was just trying to find a show for my kids that didn’t suck or was super annoying (I’m looking at you, Nature Cat). Next thing I know I’m telling my husband he needs to watch this super cute show and then we’re watching ALL THE EPISODES.

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What if... JUST GOT FEATURED!@!%@#&!#%*#

As the title says, the time to request has come to an end. Though I should have posted this sooner. All slots have been filled, all notes have been taken down, and I will get to all requests as soon as I can. When I start working on your story you will know it, as I will send a private message with the segment I have covered.

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Sweden is not the socialist utopia many peg it to be. What else do (mostly far-right) Americans get wrong about this Scandinavian country?

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When I began Twilight's Secret Journal, I had no idea it would be a novel-length undertaking. I also didn't know how to write very well.

Nopony ever pays attention to the cover...

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Right then, I'm finally in my spring break and my uni work-load has dropped to zero, so I should probably sit down to write a thank-you blog for The Immortal's Burden now that it's been...

Seven months? What?

Well. Uhhh. I certainly feel silly now.

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Surprisingly (to me at least), I get about 5 PM's a week. Some of them talk about the story they like or hate the most, some ask me to do a dirty scat RP with them, but most just ask me questions about my story. And those have been increasing recently due to my wavering hiatus on this site.

So I decided to pick a few that stood out and answer them here.

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Nobody’s read this thing, but at least it seems like it has gone over well.

Anyways, I decided that now was a good time to write this so I don’t forget to do it later.

Anyways, A Little Odd went in a completely different direction than originally intended, and I’m prepared to talk about it.

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Hoo boy this one's been delayed a fair bit, my mistake y'all.

Not too much to talk about, the two battles mentioned in this chapter were both very short, very simple, and thus relegated to off-screen. I don't know why the CSA keeps throwing the same four corps (really two corps now in size, if I'm being honest) at me when they have two VERY large corps sitting across from Twilight and Trixie that could absolutely ruin my day, but I believe in gifts.

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Evictus blocked me

I don't know why it took almost 300 goddamn stories to do it

But this is now a thing

Please don't take this blog seriously

So those of you who read my stuff may have noticed a certain link in the description of my latest story. This leads directly to the Right Back At It Again! 2020 Shipping Competition, a contest hosted by FamousLastWords. The goal of the contest was to write about a ship that was popular during the early seasons of the show, these spanning 1-4.

Well, I gave it a shot, and here are the results:

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Any of ya'll going to Ciderfest?

And if you are... wanna hang out?

Like a thing born in strange aeons, I eternal lie, and when the stars are right, something new may come from even I.

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'allo Fimfic, yesterday was Homestuck Day! Happy Homestuck Day to all the Vriska Stans in the audience!

But also; it was my birthday.

I would have posted yesterday, but I've been in a daze for the last two days because yesterday was also the day I got my second vaccination shot.

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