So, it’s been a while, hasn’t it? The last time I posted a blog here, things weren’t so hot in my life. And frankly, they’re not getting much better. My mother’s cancer has likely spread to other parts of her abdomen, my father got conned out of $5,000, I’m stuck at a fast food job I hate, the jobs I want that can actually pay a livable wage are not showing up, the one decent job I have a good chance at probably isn't going to tell me if I’m accepted until mid-November if I'm even accepted at

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Okay so I'm getting this wig for Christmas for a Sunset Shimmer cosplay

But the thing is, I'm not sure if I want to cosplay old Sunset (from EQG and EQG:RR)

Or the Sunset revamp!

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The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and six more stories now stand before their judge, jury, and potential executioner. Which will be found worthy, and which will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Read on to find out.

In this edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse:
—Drunken poker shenanigans.
—Abel and Caine, reincarnated as astronauts.
—Sunset Shimmer gets hammered.
—Being gay makes ponies stupid.

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IN WHICH I LAY STUFF OUT
Yes, I'm very aware it's only been five or so hours since my last blogpost. That post was me bragging that I still know how to grill meat and that I am in fact making progress on stories for y'all, albeit slowly.

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Would someone please tell me where the heck September went? Seriously, someone’s locked me in a damn speed bubble and I want out!

I think.

So. Let’s talk words.

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Sorry folks, no time to talk. I’ve got 50k words to read today and all my usual reading time has been stolen by work-related issues. I’m pretty much going to spend the rest of my day buried in horsewords.

But there is one little thing to bring up: Milestone! Say hello to Of Angels... in Chinese. This is awesome and all credit goes to hehelover for the translation.

Reviews!

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Ey, so Benefits Chapter 2 will not be here tomorrow
Small delay, doing some last minute majour rewrites
I don't want to rush things, so I'm just going to release it Next Week
However
Tomorrow I am going to release a compilation fic for Deleted Scenes
Not necessarily for Deleted Scenes for the Friends With Benefits continuity
Just scrapped scenes from throughout my work in general
Also
Just kind of a weird update here, but

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IN WHICH I WORK OUT AND DOUGHNUT
I have no idea what sort of music video to post tonight. So I'll just find something random. Here we go.

I'm a sucker for jazz. Now into the fevered recesses of my mind.

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There shall be no reviews next week, for that will be a break week. On the other hand, this means we’re practically done with the review expansion! So the next time you guys see reviews from me, it’ll be with a full set of 10 stories. And from the look of my schedule right up into mid-July, I’ll certainly be able to keep up. Hooray for practically doubled pacing!

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Hey-up!
News!
Firstly, this is going to be a huge project, along with Book 2: Heal what has been hurt, so I’ll be flicking between the 2 stories. True Love 2 will be on hiatus, as will Hogwarts: Year 1.

Secondly, I’ve got a question: In act 2, we meet Rainbow and Pinkie(Rosencrantz and Guildenstern) and I was going to base this moment on Hakuna Matata. Do you think the 2 mares should play a prank on Sunset(Hamlet) when they see her for the first time?

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TL;DR: This story had a lot of problems, so I rewrote it from scratch. It's now better in pretty much every way, but it will require any existing readers to restart from the beginning. The story includes many changes and new scenes that will leave any reader who does not do so lost. I apologize and understand if this upsets anyone who has been following the story, but I feel it to be necessary for this story to meet the standards I want it to.

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This blog was commissioned by Multiversecruise.

Nowadays everybody wants to fuck Sunset Shimmer until their naughty parts become clean again, so it’s somehow redeemed, but when it first came out EQG was something like Pony Satan. It was a bad movie that, judging by our reaction, was going to burn our crops and murder our children. It ruined the cartoon horses. Everything was doomed.

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Here's your introduction to one of the finest singers to debut in Equestria today: Babs Seed.

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