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IT'S GOOD.

And since Majin is being a slowass at getting the next official installment of series out, I'm going to start on one I've been thinking about for a while.

Stay bean-y.
-Fuzz

Remember the spring break bucket list I posted about a month ago? Well, it's time to look at the results. And I'd say I did quite well. Especially if you consider how much I added since the initial post. Who knows, I might be able to cross off a few more the next couple days, as my initial plan to be already playing Persona 5 Royal at this point took quite a hit.

• Finish The Saga of Tanya the Evil and watch the movie

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Seems I can't do anything right the first time. Well, here's the in-progress collection to every single resource, note, draft, scrap, and plan I had for FMP. This is everything except the private messages between me and Twilight Is The BEST. And even now I'm still not done cleaning and formatting all of the documents in it.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxCTR40vqNmnfkNFM0E1Qk9USDJvY2lpZWdVb2RzZm9zOEJkajBuM1NNN01OQVBsblc3RVk?usp=sharing

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Goddammit, is it September already!? Welp, so much for that summer.

Anyway, it's hard to believe its been over a year since I put 'MLP EG Forever' on hiatus. I feel like I haven't accomplished much since I started back up in January, and compared to last year, I really didn't. From January 11th to August 10th, 2017, I published 79 chapters, but this year, from January 28th to now, I've published only 23.

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Classes started last week. In case you weren't already aware, I love teaching.

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So... Bethesda finally decided to release Fallout Shelters for Android... (Took 'em friggen long enough)

It was pretty late when I downloaded it, gave it a small go, seems interesting...

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I HAVE BEEN DRY-HUMPING MY LAPTOP FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS BECAUSE I NEED TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR THIS EPISODE IN SOME KIND OF WAY. I STOLE MY ROOMMATE'S IPAD, I WENT TO YOUTUBE, I SELECTED THE EPISODE, AND THEN I SHOVED THE IPAD UP MY ASSHOLE.

I HAVEN'T STOPPED SCREAMING FOR THE LAST SEVEN HOURS.

MASSIVE SPOILERS AFTER THE BREAK.

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I see many things on the horizon.

...other than gaudy colors.

No, no, not that horizon! I mean fic forecasts! Specifically, I have several things burning right now, and one or two on fire. My Twistyle checklist:

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* not a Dave and Buster's

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Be advised, there may be a new episode coming this Friday at 2 PM. It’s clear that Discovery Family’s “Summer Surprises” is code for “lol what’s regular, predictable scheduling.” On a similar note, today’s comic took me off-guard during my scheduling.

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IN WHICH I SHOULD HAVE QUIT WHILE AHEAD
Waiting for the storms to make their way here from Oklahoma, attempting to find fitting music for my mood. Have this.

I never said I was sane. In fact I've often said the opposite. Please click the link below to read more.

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EDIT: The movie made $23 million Thursday night... sigh... and so Disney is going to keep pumping out these cash grabs because no one has learned their lesson yet. People are addicted to nostalgia, even when it's just a pale copy of the original.

Yes, the title of my blog is a prod at the typical X-title 2.0, indicating a second version of something.

Only, this movie feels like a fraction of the original, hence the decimal!

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Have you heard the news?

Fimfiction is changing its name to Fimfaction.

That is all. I'm so sorry.

Fellow author Nailah interviews fellow authors through character roleplay. This time she interviewed me, roleplaying as Turing Test! (Details below!)

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Today: A Litany

Didn't sleep well, lots of pain and fatigue.
Had to talk to the boss about pain and fatigue.
Fire drill goes off before I can.
Forced down 13 flights of steps by an asshole.(not because he was doing his job, mind you, but because he was an unprofessional asshole whilst doing it.)
Paramedics(on hand for the drill) called over.
My chronic fatigue and pain are put on display for all my co-workers.
Also put on display for every other business in the complex.

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This week, we take a look at two of the United States’ more embarrassing debacles of the twentieth century: Prohibition and Eighties fashion.

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A new chapter of Grey Hat should be up tomorrow. Just waiting until the cruel light of dawn until I can stop editing some of my garbage.

That's the thing with this story. I am exploiting the shit out of fimfiction's formatting in order to craft this. I can tell already; I've posted some of this on fanfiction.net as well and some of the effect has been lost.

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