I could start this blog with a long, rambling monologue about what lead to the state of Not All Who Wander Are Lost. Its odd birth, its unfortunate comatose state, long detailed explanations why the fic essentially died so long ago. I'm not going to waste all of your time with that. If you have questions, I'll try to answer them in the comments, but that's not the point of this blog. Instead, I'm going to keep this brief and give the basic information. After all, for many of you who have read

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- Fuf
- Despite a disaster day at work, and a lunch consisting of two fistfulls of Pringles and half an energy drink I made it to my first convention panel ever almost on time!

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I was going through some EqG trying to get some idea how the journal works for a story, and I found a scene in Sunset's room in Forgotten Friendship and... wait, what?

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So, now that all the Hollidays Unwrapped shorts are out on YouTube and all that's left are the shorts that have appeared on the Discovery Family app but not yet on the YouTube channel, I guess it's time to try to hash this out, despite the fact that ONE of said holiday shorts have completely fucked the timeline.¹

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It has been known to me for some time that my followers are into weird, artsy things. My weird horse poetry filled with colored text and psychological distress have caught the attention of a fair amount of y'all. Autophobia is definitely the most guilty of the stories of this type, and I think it's only fair to say that y'all have been pretty hooked on them when I put them out. So, for the portion of my followers that enjoy that, there's a story I'm sure y'all will enjoy if you're into

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Continuing my string of non-MLP stories, here's some more Zootopia smut. This time featuring the lovely Shakira fursona Gazelle, getting some sexual therapy from her buff and scantily clad backup dancers.
I know Gazelle was barely in the movie at all, but I loved every minute she was on screen. Loved her accent, loved her attitude, loved the song for the movie, everything about her I just loved. Really hope she comes back in the sequel, and maybe gets to play a more active role.

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Hey, everybody. I know it’s been quite a while since I said the chapter would be late. I feel embarrassed about that, but, well, it is what it is.

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Original Story: The Oak Tree and the Goddess

By Emma Lee Downs (LyraAlluse)

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I know no one probably gives a crap, but yeah, happy V-Day. Though, there really isn't much going on to speak of to make this blog worth a post, 'cept for the fact that I'm getting back into writing, and I'm going to try to get a chapter or two of "Elements" out this month. Here's hoping.

Well...that was something. A really long, somewhat confusing, weird something that just happened on a show about magical talking ponies. I think everyone who dismisses this show as sparkly nonsense should have a look at the post-apocalyptic world scenarios this show managed to pull off....along with one of the main characters having a very obvious SCAR on their face whilst fighting in a war against an evil dictator. But enough about how making assumptions about TV shows is bad. Why in the

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But seriously I am working on it. Progress is just... slow

I made a beautiful song. Here are the lyrics for you to enjoy. XD

Also, I was high on orange soda when I wrote this. Don't judge meh. <_<

Wash Dat Bass

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA LyraAlluse)

The first step to being first class,
Is ya gotta remember to wash dat bass,
It ain't that much to ask,
And I don't mean donkey so don't give me sass.

The second step to being king,
Is scrubbing every little corner of your body clean,

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This is the last of a series of delayed updates to my old hobby, music composition. With this, I can get back into writing for FMP and beyond. (If you want, check out the video's description for some introspective Leo.)

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Look anyone who isn't over the age of 50 or so clinically brain damaged to the point that they're on permanent life support knows that Princess Changeling Rainbow Magic Pants and Cassandra are the two best pony characters that have ever been conceived of to the extent that Lauren Faust cries herself to sleep every

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