Six to seven years ago, I had an asthmatic, physically weak, chronically ill youkai magician throw a shrine maiden at the head of a giant robot car after losing a game of rock-paper-scissors.

I don't know if having a sapient robot knock out a dragon by jamming an arm into its throat and giving it brain freeze tops that, but if it does it comes pretty close. No joke: I actually wrote that.

Sometimes I wonder, people. I really do.

GaPJaxie is running a writing contest on the writeoff.me website. This is a contest with actual prizes (like, first prize is $200!), and three judges - GaPJaxie, Cold in Gardez, and myself, as the obligatory mean British judge.

Even though I'm American.

Whatever.

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Here's my bingo card for G5. As you can see I haven't won, yet - but the (completely arbitrary and self-imposed) rules let the card run to the end of season 1, so there's hope yet. I'm certain the special next year will have time travel and windigos!

More realistically, there's a good chance of seeing gryphons during season 1, and at least a solid mention of Manehatten. So I've still got a chance.

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Today MLP Generation 5 has been made available on Netflix, and on Saturday I’ll be seeing it with my friends in the Milwaukee Bronies. I’ve had an uneasy feeling about it, and finally putting much of that into words was helpful. It was certainly interesting, and I’d like to share it with other people. I’ve done so with only a few, but I want to put this out there before anyone thinks my opinion is contaminated by either seeing the movie, or something getting spoiled. Tomorrow I may be relieved,

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I can't seem to write my own material anymore

Not that I haven't tried, but for the past month, I've only been able to work together with DJ or otherwise help out others with their work instead of my own for some reason.

And then there's the videogame addiction rearing it's ugly head again

DJ "Convinced" me to get Terraria, and then later Dragon Ball Xenoverse, which we have been playing together nonstop.

Fun!

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If you have the Monster Hunter Generations demo, come and hunt with us!

The code is 2580 and we're fighting the Great Maccao!

Oh, and the ID is 51-5009- 5305-3198

Jeez...it's a mess okay?

It doesn't take a good eye to notice how entirely fucked my upload schedule is...if you could even call it a schedule. Chapters come out whenever I feel like writing, and to be frank, I haven't been feeling the writing mood lately. CURSE YOU WRITER'S BLOCK!

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Nexusverse is a large multidimensional over-universe meaning it is its own multiverse.

All universes exist, as well as all realities, what is imagination is real in others. Paradox universes often end up being destroyed due to the contradiction of existence but are constantly existing and not existing within the boiling chaos of the multiverse.

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Hello! A comment earlier came to my attention about other stories in the same universe as Too Sweet a Deal's fanon

Yes! I have a bunch of fanfiction ideas that are related to Equestria and its inhabitants. Heck just now I had a good idea of a sort of Terry Brooks's Kingdom for Sale; SOLD! crossover! can you imagine Landover and Equestria being connected through the faewilds? I can!

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Wowzers I've been gone a while huh!

So I am about to start writing on and updating a metric ton of my stories so look forward to that!

As for BronyCon 2018, well yes I will be attending with my roommate Edgewoodblake83 so if you all see me around feel free to approach me and say whats up! Honestly the best way to actually see me is the fact that my hair will be purple (or blue, honestly not sure if I will redye it or not) and I am 99.9% of the time wearing a Pokeball beanie!

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What if Equestria lost its magic because of Dark Empress Flurry Heart?

Discuss.
-Sprocket

Fifteen-year-old Scorch huffed as he stormed towards the bench and sat himself down, folding his forelegs.

Scarab was seated a few feet away from him; within seconds, he noticed the red changeling’s unhappy state. “Scorch?”

“Mmrgh…”

The general scooted a bit closer. “…What’s wrong, kid?”

Scorch stayed quiet for a few moments. “…Aster’s been hitting on me again,” he mumbled.

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HIT IT IZZY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VULommK24pQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa_PRDVpjSk

Isn't this exciting? Are you excited? I'm excited! I've never been so excited! Well except the time i watched Generation 4 for the 1rst time and learned about Bronies. *gasp* But i mean really who can top that?

"Once Upon a Time, Earth Ponies, Pegasi, and Unicorns lived in harmony."

"Why can't we be friends anymore?

"Maybe one day... we'll figure it out!"

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Here's my theory how G4 became G5. An evil, Dark Lord of the Dietitians came towards Princess Celestia and put her, and all alicorns on a diet. They gave up cake, and other fattening foods. The ponies became no longer unified by the worship of big fat alicorn booties since the alicorns lost so much weight. Since cutie marks are on asses, they no longer worked and magic failed. Ponies need to inhale lots of cake and fattening food into them to power up their bodies. Civil War broke out, and

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Must say I loved the movie, it gave a shitty week a wonderful end and I still have the fuzzies 20h later. That hasn't happened in a very, very long time. Watched it with my kids and other half, and we had a blast. Characters are great, the music is good to great and always fits, the jokes landed. References and also themes that will go over most kids' heads but are satisfying and often funny to the parents. Real family entertainment. Oh and lots of fanservice. Spoilers below.

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The New Generation movie, as set in some far distant future, is, unfortunately, far too removed from Friendship is Magic that I'll not likely attempt to write anything for it for the foreseeable future.

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A lot of people are left with questions following the G5 movie, and rightfully so.

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Hello to my... Eight followers! Wow, you guys are really digging down there if you're actually following me. Eh! Y'all do you!

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A new group for Generation 5 stories. Here we can talk about G5 as well.

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/215555/generation-5-group