“...and, of course, air support from the pegasi in that region should stymie her forces until our North-by-Northwest unit neutralizes their opponants, and come in and catch them in a pincer maneuver,” Celestia concluded.

Luna frowned. “Mmm.”

“From there, our generals should be able to coordinate their ponies into a great arm, sweeping in a circle across the battlefields and forcing their enemies into surrender.”

“What about this bleak area, over here?”

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MAUD PIE

and

TREMOR

I don't really think this requires an explanation.

My wonderful niece insists upon watching exactly 2 episodes of G4, over and over again. One of them is the second half of “The Crystalling,” in which Sunburst figures out how to use the Crystalling of baby Flurry Heart to reforge the Crystal Heart she shattered, and Starlight Glimmer stands beside the four alicorns pouring raw magical energy into a most ancient artifact as if she were their peer.

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Well, that's an odd blog title, considering some people only post blogs once in a blue moon and others post like every few days. By my standard though with how much time I spend on this site it's been pretty long though.

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I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!

Almost two months since my last chapter update and I'm still getting view's on my work. How I have no idea.

just a little life update for what few followers I have, a few bumps and falls along the way but I'm a week away from having my first day of training at my new job. You guys have no idea how ready I am for this.

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Who is pranking who here?

On the eleventh day of Hearths Warming, somepony gave to me:

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Sorry about the delay! More chapters coming as soon as Monday!

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this. is. technically a stick.
i like. sticks technically.

lemme smash

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Just getting ready for the expected meltdown of Tschernomykan

Just getting ready... so Standby

Yeah. All your fans are so ready to read how much you hate another episode of MLP.

I could use something to rant on,

So he finally admits that this is less about hating MLP and rather about just finding something to hate on, so he can't feel as worthless as a human as he is. Dear lord, rant about Gamergate then.

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As you may have noticed, Stick to What Works was posted on Equestria Daily! Thanks to Masked Ferret and Pascoite for helping out.

In addition, for those who read prior to the posting, the story has gone through some revisions to clean some lines up and make some of Maud's metaphors make more sense.

Thanks again for reading!

Some minor world building for the Pony POV Verse regarding concepts and their Avatars.

While Draconequi and their detachment (their equivalent of avatars) are literally pieces of them they've disconnected from themselves, Alicorns and their avatars are different.

The more experienced and powerful an Alicorn is, the more powerful and capable of independent action the avatars they create are. But it's a balancing act along a double-edged sword.

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Rarity and Maud? On the same day I review the main series Rarity and Pinkie comic? Weird.

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Rarity: CAN'T YOU SEE THE FIRE IN HER EYES?
[chorus of the blasphemes blasts as Maud makes eye contact with the conpony]

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So I have a fragment of a story idea. One that with the right author could be funny, and possibly romantic if a little on the crack-shipping side of things.

Basically: after finding and misinterpreting a flyer, Maud Pie finds herself at a stoner convention, which it turns out has nothing to do with rocks. While there, she ends up finding a very strange mare by the name of Tree Hugger.

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Hey folks! So, the next chapter of the Iron Horse should release either Sunday or Monday (haven't decided which yet). But after that, well, I haven't quite decided.

First, though, there is one thing I need to get out of the way, and I know not everyone is going to like it: I have decided, after much consideration, not to do a chapter in the Equestria Girls universe.

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Finished the third draft of my original novel. Doing art mostly right now.

If you like Maud, Frazzle Rock, or futa, consider looking at 1761316 on Derpiboru.

That is all.