Sometimes, I wish I had a penis, so if I was ever chilling with a girlfriend, we could listen to Running in the 90s, and I could ask her, "If we had sex, would I be your...

Initial D?"

_{Starting to realize why I don't have a girlfriend...}

It'll make sense when the other story finally gets released properly.

IN WHICH I RETHINK MY RETHINKING
But first, on the advice of Billy, a worker at the gym I go to, I checked this band out. Enjoy.

I liked this song. Didn't like "The Way of Vikings" -- I've low tolerance for cookie monster vocals. More past the jump.

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IN WHICH I DID THINGS
Hello! Sorry it's been awhile. I've been busy. Here's new Laura Brehm as my apology.

If you'll allow, I'll explain my absence after the jump. I do have Pony-stuff to discuss too.

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To any of you who may have read the one story on my account, and have any interest in it... this is a bit of background that I've wanted to post for a long time, but haven't been able to for various reasons creative and practical in nature.

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The chapter is coming along nicely. I've got a few things going on for the next few days, so it might not be up till next week sometime, but I do plan to go ahead and try to push it out this week.

If you hadn't noticed, I'm terrible at keeping to a schedule, but I'm doing what I can to bring this chapter out as soon as possible, while maintaining my standard quality.

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Ok so I had been meaning to do a it of an update, especially since I got the Halloween special done and all...but I got busy writing something for someone else. Pretty much I was commissioned tow rite something, but I didn't get paid for it...so to make up for my absence on here...here's what I wrote. I would post it as a story but it's not MLP related at all whatsoever...so here's some fucking stupid story that I had to write for someone about Bugs Bunny...enjoy my filth...also i'll be giving

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I am running two panels at PonyFest 3.0 this Saturday!

Click on the link, it is free to attend!

One of them will be an interactive choose your own adventure story with Derpy which is a bold experiment that will almost certainly not turn out to be an enormous dumpster fire.

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Again a few months passed since my last blog (not counting Wubcake's unexpected bomb shell) and so I wanted to tell you why I basically did nothing.

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SCREM

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Time: 0001
Date: 11/23/16

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IN WHICH I AM DISAPPOINT
Here in 'Murikaland, today is Memorial Day (observed). Have some kind-of-unfitting music.

Hey. It was this or Green Day. S&G was probably the better choice. Anyway, if you'll please Read More…

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Some words mean the exact same thing, just one is intended as positive while the other is negative.

Like 'complex' vs 'complicated'. The first is praise, the second is criticism.

Or 'simple' vs 'simplistic'. Actually, a lot people get those meanings reversed, so you have to be a mind-reader to figure out which one is intended as positive.

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Confession time: I haven't exactly been doing well lately, at all. Around here, I'm probably already known as the person who can't stop talking about politics all the time, and for a reason I guess. (Hello to all the people I've argued with here, I bet you're feeling pretty good right now)

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Well, for those wondering how my stories are progressing...It's slow.

I know, the problem is I have 4 other stories not on FIMfiction that keep distracting me.

BUT...

I will have (Hopefully) a Pokemon Odyssey chapter up today, and later, and Equispartans II chapter as well.

Plus, I have a roadmap for my future updates and future stories such as Clockwork are in planning.

I have big plans guys.

And big plans mean lots of updates.

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I saw this going around... Like almost everyone I follow did it... So...

Heck, I'm dating! But, why not? It's for fun. You don't have to say if you really do like me for some odd reason (idk how I got a coltfriend in the first place) and because of the fact I am dating, it won't make much of a difference whether or not someone likes me. I don't believe in multiple romantic relationships and I will not cheat. This is for fun.

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Heyyyyyy all. Arta here. Just wanted to tell you about this little one-shot I wrote this evening: Cleansing The Chakras. It's a Rarity x Tree Hugger fic.

Crack ships. Any ship. SHIP ALL THE THINGS!

Also, a little update about the other stories:

Chapter 5 of 'The True Shape' is well along in the writing.

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I wonder what'll happen if I just reset everything electronic in the house at once.
I FEEL FINE NOW.
Well I still need to clean the demon clock's clock but STOUT AND STEADY~!