A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
I wonder what'll happen if I just reset everything electronic in the house at once.
I FEEL FINE NOW.
Well I still need to clean the demon clock's clock but STOUT AND STEADY~!
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I've been told by family and friends they never spend the night because it's scary as hell to sleep over at my place. When I stated I never had issues they pointed out I make extremely unsettling noises throughout the night both while awake and asleep and they believed nothing messed with me because I was simply an aspect of the haunt in the house.
I laughed at first, then I realized they were serious.
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They realized that you've gone Pickled
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You sure have a lot of faith in me being well grounded. Where does this come from?
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I mean it's not an accusation, if anything I'm very flattered~! Just curious.
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Well thank you~ It's hard to say I AM GREAT HUMAN BEING- without sounding insufferable or arrogant in text (part of the reason I love Aragon) but I do try to be an alright guy. Feels nice to get the vote of confidence!