Note: If you haven't seen Ultra Fast Pony up to episode 52, this might not make sense. (but it might still be funny)

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blue
the color of our planet from far far away

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On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 5 NUUUUUUUUUTSHAAAAAAAAAAAAACKS!!!...

Got to 3400 words for next chapter. Would have written more if my night didn't turn into a mess.

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New Derpy-centred one-shot soon, as well as a Shadow of Equestria update.
Pay more attention to the Shadow of Equestria story under pain of being frowned at.
Working fully on the next Project Sparkle update afterwards.
Other stories are that are on the go are going. Slowly.

*looks at Mane 6*
“Yeah, they are adults.”

*looks at the rulers of Equestria*
“Also adults.”

*looks at Gilda and Gruff*
“Looks like adults to me.”

*looks at...really any ruler of any country*
“Definitely adults.”

*Looks at Thorax and Pharynx*

Slams table. “CHILDREN.”

Hay check this guy's blog out, it's neat.

equestrian.sen is one of my favorite category theorist bronies. Top fifteen, easy.

Granted, being literally bimbofied by a weird disease at least has some fetish appeal.

That aside, things could be better.

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https://snootgame.xyz/

https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/Snoot%20Game/type/op/results/thread/

IN WHICH I AGE AGAIN
It's my birthday (later in the day) and I'm… getting drunker. Sorry I don't have a story ready to go yet. I really wanted to but I had business to take care of this week. So instead, enjoy TheFatRat. Happy Un-Birthday, y'all!!

I don't think I've ever promoted one of these on my blog before.
Shameless repost:
Not-Even-Pretending-To-Be-Weekly Contest #30: Once More With Feeling

Hopefully I'll get more than one entry this time.

Prompt: Once More With Feeling

Theme: Out With a Bang

Genre: Any.

Word count: 1,000+. There is no maximum.

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"My Brave Pony: Starfleet Humans" part two is nice and finalized. You guys got pretty busy in there. Some of you lasted longer in that doc than you did in the first one. Congrats...?

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Two blog entries in the same month?! What could possibly have brought on such jubilant lack of sanity? In my case, I’m just very happy that seven months after its last update, my favourite of my stories now finally has a third chapter!

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Warning: This blog post has little to none pony things. This is mostly a rant about my personal life. If you are only looking for pony things, than this is not the blog for you.

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Is that only half of it is actual mowing; the other half is finding creative solutions to obnoxious problems, such as low-hanging tree branches, dog poo, bugs, dog poo, intense daytime heat/humidity, dog poo, unrealistic deadlines, and dog poo.

On that note, I'm not wearing my shoes indoors until I've put them through HAZMAT-level decontamination procedures.

I haven't done one of these in a while. Also, for some reason there's now over seven hundred of y'all following me. What. I don't know if I should be proud or concerned. Perhaps a milestone blog with more to it will come after my latest story drops. Or maybe not. I dunno. I'd have to narrow it down to one main focus.

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This, being this.

Spoiler Alert: I'm going to be talking about episode 22 of season 5 of MLP:FIM, and speculating about the finale. If you are not caught up to the 22nd episode, then catch up before reading this. If you are caught up, read on. Or don't. I don't control you. You have free will. Hopefully.

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Since Starlight is probably going to stay with the Mane Six (even though a part of me hopes she doesn't and they forget she ever existed), she's also going to make an appearance in the next Equestria Girls film, whatever that may be.

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