Is that only half of it is actual mowing; the other half is finding creative solutions to obnoxious problems, such as low-hanging tree branches, dog poo, bugs, dog poo, intense daytime heat/humidity, dog poo, unrealistic deadlines, and dog poo.

On that note, I'm not wearing my shoes indoors until I've put them through HAZMAT-level decontamination procedures.

Lawn maintenance in hot weather can be tricky, especially when it comes to Miami landscaping. Some days are blazing scorchers while others come with torrential downpours, stressing you and your grass. South Florida has everything from extreme heat and extended dry periods to tropical storms and hurricanes, making care from a professional the best bet for a lush garden all summer.