Thank you so much for joining me on this ride It's so great that you guys enjoy my stories. Seven's also my favorite number And it just so happens that my anniversary is coming up! How bout that?

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As of right now on 28/04/2015 I've got 700 followers.

This calls for a drink.

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That's really something.

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Oh, who am I kidding?

700! Every time I think it's gone as high as it's gonna go, a few more show up for the party. Thanks everybody.

(Gracefully dodges tomatoes and cries of "GET BACK TO WRITING" before returning to office)

oh hey took a hot minute but I'm another hundred users closer to my fimfic bucket list goal of 1000 followers, albeit probably like a third of those peeps are still active lololol anyway I still owe congrats prizes to like my 300th, 400th, 500th etc follower, so like, I'm not going to even attempt to write something for my 700th follower and oh yeah I owe peeps commissions still from 2018 lol fuckin RIP anyway congrats to Emperor Lord Torch

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First of all, I believe THIS DOCUMENT will explain everything fairly well.

Secondly, if you wish to apply for a chapter, do so in the comments section here, and I'll add you to the list in the doc.

Stay quick, stay sharp, and thanks for reading!

So, FIMfiction was down for awhile. That was scary. Good thing everything's back to normal.

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Fast as lightning, sharp as a sword

Regarding my 700 follower special, I have the perfect plan! It's a good way to get my mojo back after a week-long funk, and in this particular case, the star will not be me. Oh, no, good readers.

The star of my 700 follower special . . .

will be you!

Yes, you!

Details on the way. All I can say for now is:

Stay quick, stay sharp, and stay on the lookout!

Yep, just breached that number today. Perfect way to ring in the New Year.

...so, as is tradition, holding a Q&A. Ask me anything y'all like. (Except politics, questions like that will be deleted)

I hate that it takes me so long to update, but the new chapter WILL drop next week. Hopefully before I pass the month threshold.
I have high hopes for this next chapter, I think you guys are going to love it.
While I'm talking about my story, it just hit 700 views. I know that isn't a lot, but that's 700 people who've given me a shot. And that makes me happy. Anyway I'm not one to prattle on, so I'll keep this next bit short and sweet.

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My PC no longer has internet connection for possibly two or more days, due to the bill not getting paid.

This'll delay chapters. Sorry 'bout that

So, yeah, that's the surprise. Not only did I publish my 700 follower collab today, but it is one of not two, but three stories of mine published just today!

"Red Moon" is the sequel to my first clopfic, "A Very Sore Sunbutt". Now, it's Luna's turn to get punished!

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When???
What???
How???
Bah!!!!???
*giggles* Wow 700 of you are following me??? I dunno what I did to deserve this but THANK YOU!
Now what to do... Oh I know AS OF RIGHT NOW I AM HAVING A ASK ME ANYTHING!!!
OR you ask any of my characters anything as well! Anything you ever wanted to know ask i'll give some sort of answer!

After a good half year of floating around in the mid-700s on account of not having much new in the way of will to write, I finally recently broke through to be the 700th-most watched author on FimFiction. Thank you, y'all.

Other Milestones:

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Holy! Here we go again. 700 followers! Thank you all very much for the support. Now I’m going to do something very un-Canadian-like… explain a few things that irk me about stories and authors on this site—not as an excuse to target individuals (because I really don’t have any to list), but more of a ways to make sure I never end up doing what I list. Here we go!

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After a few moments of rest, Pat Robertson made a huge comeback yesterday, advising a viewer not to let her son attend a haunted house on Halloween and instead to explain to him that the devil is using the holiday to try to “destroy you.”

In the realm of sneaker culture, few names evoke as much excitement and admiration as the Yeezy 350. Designed by Kanye West in collaboration with Adidas, the Yeezy 350 has transcended its origins as a mere footwear item to become a cultural icon. Since its debut in 2015, it has revolutionized the sneaker industry and left an indelible mark on fashion and pop culture.

The Genesis of Yeezy 350

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I haven't done one of these in a while. Also, for some reason there's now over seven hundred of y'all following me. What. I don't know if I should be proud or concerned. Perhaps a milestone blog with more to it will come after my latest story drops. Or maybe not. I dunno. I'd have to narrow it down to one main focus.

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