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  • 3 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 3 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 4 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 7 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 9 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Aug
18th
2016

700 Club, Downvote My Bad Story, Read My New Story · 6:39pm Aug 18th, 2016

After a good half year of floating around in the mid-700s on account of not having much new in the way of will to write, I finally recently broke through to be the 700th-most watched author on FimFiction. Thank you, y'all.

Other Milestones:
A few weeks ago, T̶h̶e̶ ̶L̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶L̶o̶s̶t̶ 7̶t̶h̶ ̶E̶l̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶T̶r̶a̶m̶p̶o̶l̶i̶n̶e̶:̶ ̶P̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶W̶a̶i̶f̶u̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶a̶l̶e̶r̶ T̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶S̶t̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶i̶m̶f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n. F̶e̶a̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶B̶o̶x̶ ̶H̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ Please ⇩vote! reached 100 upvotes and 400 downvotes at about the same time. Now, of course, it's got a few more of each. I enjoy this story because it has a low effort required to attention received ratio. And I enjoy attention.

Unlike the last time I prematurely said this was the case, the feature box really is clop-free right now. Relish this moment, friends

And I released a new story that's been well recieved. I think I wrote it in 20 minutes + 5 minutes of proofing and description-writing, which is a personal writing speed record for me. I wrote it on my laptop lying on my bed on my chest and sometimes dropped my face into the bed only to look up again 15 seconds later to see my hands had successfully kept typing. Which is pretty cool. Anyway, this story was inspired by DARF. Go read Chaotic Note's blogs if you want to know what happened to Darf. It's quite sad. Anyway, this is a story about creative madness, called

Whatever Happened to Melody Maker?
He up and vanished, what a faker! The world was his oyster so why did he forsake her?

Where is he now?


Dedicated to Darf, Syd Barrett, and all the other artists who dance too long upon the knife's edge of insanity.

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