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Feb
5th
2016

700 Follower Special: a Massive FIMfiction collab, and a chance to roast me! :D · 8:04pm Feb 5th, 2016

Fast as lightning, sharp as a sword

First of all, I believe THIS DOCUMENT will explain everything fairly well.

Secondly, if you wish to apply for a chapter, do so in the comments section here, and I'll add you to the list in the doc.


Stay quick, stay sharp, and thanks for reading! :pinkiehappy:

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Comments ( 134 )

Name: Hoopsy (me right?)

Chosen Pony Delinquent: Hoops

Chosen implement: Paddle

Character’s crimes to punish them for: Killing 7 ponies...

Title for your chapter: The Cringe of Hoops

That's a fun little idea, hope you have a great time with it.

Heh. Got two that come to mind:

You spank Fluttershy because she wiggled her posterior in face and literally asked you to, with her own pink leopard-print riding crop. Name it "Go to my room, you naughty mare." :raritywink::yay::moustache:

You spank Trixie because she still is overly arrogant, with a willow switch. Name it "Boaster Busted."

3734954 First thing: the titles fit a specific theme:

"You Spank __________ for/because __________"

Change the title to something like "You Spank Hoops for Multiple Murder", or something similar and attention-grabbing, and I will add you immediately. :twilightsmile:

Also . . . . "killing 7 ponies"? :rainbowhuh:

Name: Golden Flare

Chosen Pony Delinquent: Twilight Sparkle

Chosen Implement: frying pan

Character's crimes to punish them for: the Mare-Do-Well incident

Title for your chapter: How Bout I Teach YOU a Lesson?

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3734969 Excellent! Just make sure the titles of your chapters fit with the following theme:

"You Spank __________ for/because __________"

After that, I'll add you right away! :twilightsmile:

3734972 Okay then; "You Spank Twilight for The Mare-Do-Well Incident"

3734981 And you've been added. Keep me posted on how it's going, and send me a link when you're done. Happy writing, and good luck! :pinkiehappy:

Lightning you sly person, you. :moustache:

3734966 Sorry. I am a bit new to this


Yeah that title is fine

and I meant 1 but my computer auto corrected for some reason

3735027 And you are added. Send me a link when you're done. Good luck! :twilightsmile:

Wow...I don't really have anything right now, but I will definitely tell you if I come up with something. And by the way, I'm gonna try comment on every blog post (or mostly all of them) so you know I'm reading them. I don't want you to have to post anything like you did the other day again, so I'm gonna let you know I'm here :raritywink:

Name: Skye Mist

Chosen Pony Delinquent: Rainbow Dash

Chosen implement: Whip (What?:trixieshiftright:)

Character’s crimes to punish them for: Nearly destroying the weather factory of Cloudsdale for the sake of a tortoise's winter consciousness

Title for your chapter: You Spank Rainbow Dash For The Weather Factory Incident

3735093 YES!! :raritystarry:

Ahem! I mean . . . you've been added. Let me know when you're finished, and send me a link. Good luck! :pinkiesmile:

3735084 That's really nice, but there's no need for that. I forgot for a minute that reading doesn't equal commenting. I have more people paying attention than I realized. I just needed to be reminded. :twilightsheepish:

3735108 *snicker* I betcha really wanted someone to do that, didn't cha?:moustache:

Also, questions: we can carry out the story/chapter in any way as long as it doesn't kill/injure the pony and is funny, right? And how should we link this to you, like the unpublished password thing or the private messaging or what? Sorry, never done this before.:derpytongue2:

Name: Zyrah

Chosen Pony Delinquent: Derpy

Chosen implement: Wooden Chessboard

Character’s crimes to punish them for: Messing up Cranky & Matilda's Wedding

Title for your chapter: You Spank Derpy for sabotaging Cranky and Matilda's wedding invitations.

3735042 one question, how long?

3735143 if you have it as a Google Doc, send me the link to that. Otherwise, PM is fine. :twilightsmile:


3735176 Added. Good luck on your chapter. Also, thanks for the follow! :pinkiehappy:


3735180 Any old length is fine, I guess, as long as it's above 1,000 words.

3735240 Thanks and no prob! It'll be first time doing 2nd person thingy... and a spanking kind of thingy as well...

There's a first for everything right?:rainbowlaugh:

This sounds really fun! When will you start with the story?

3735272 I think I'll post my chapter next week, just to give everyone a little time to get theirs written out.

3735275 Okay, I can't wait to read it!
I'd participate, but I can't think of anything to write. :twilightblush:

3735310 It's okay. I'll be keeping this going for a while, so if you do think of anything, feel free to apply here. :raritywink:

This sounds really fun and interesting. Honestly, I don't know exactly who I'd want to punish.

If I make a decision later, I'll let you know. Otherwise, I look forward to reading this. :twilightsmile:

You spank RAINBOW DASH for BREAKING PINKIE PIE'S HEART

You spank LIGHTNING DUST for ALSO BREAKING PINKIE'S HEART

3735380 Just choose an implement for each, and I'll add you.

And thanks for the follow. :twilightsmile:

3735402 Huh. I'll figure all that out at a later date when I actually get around to writing it.

3735407 Well, once you come up with some implements to use for each chapter, I can add you to the chart in the document. Good luck. :twilightsmile:

You spank Sci-Twi for the Friendship games incident.

3735441 Well, this is primarily set in Equestria, but if you can move "you" through the mirror long enough to pull it off, be my guest.

Implement?

3735452 And added. Send me a link when you're done. Good luck! :twilightsmile:

3735466 Is it all right if it less than 1,000 words?

3735474 Well, as long as it's close to 1,000, it should be fine. But I do encourage you to try for that minimum.

3735505 Alright, and I might as well take it before someone else takes it.

You spank Sunset for becoming a raging she-demon. (again, bare hand).

Ha! I'm not sure I should jump in or not. I just might do it at some point.

3735610 You're free to contribute at any time. No rush. :twilightsmile:

Comment posted by Bolt Blazer deleted Feb 6th, 2016

I'm not sure about this...
Some of these really rub me the wrong way, such as Sunset Shimmer and Sci-Twi.
After all, in Twilight's case, she was manipulated into doing what she did, so by rights, Cinch should receive the punishment, Twilight was just a pawn.
My criticism aside, I would like to sign up.
Call me hypocritical, I don't care.


Name: The Flim-Flam Brothers.

Chosen implement: Apple cannon (like the party cannon, but it shoots apples)

Crime: Attempting to illegally take the Apple family's farm, and false advertising in a cure all tonic.

Title: You spank the Flim-Flam Brothers for stealing and false advertising.


When this story does come out, there might be a few chapters I might skip. I'll read it, and my issue won't be with you, or anyone in particular. I just might disagree with some things brought up. Though, I am looking forward to this, in a certain way.

This...actually sounds like it goes hand in hand (or hoof in hoof moreso) with how my Folktales go: unbridled insanity with a touch of pseudo plot. I'd apply for a chapter, but work has me burnt out mentally, so I'll have to take a pass. Sometime in the future though, I'll give a hand, but for now, I rest. I have faith that this collab will succeed, and it might unearth new talents never seen before...

I really wish I could participate in this collab... but I got no ideas for this plus got a lot in my mind for this month (Valentine's day and a 4 page essay...) and for whats happening next month... (Family Vacation)

But I hope that this collab is a great success man! :twilightsmile: As always man, I support you all the way.

3736048 No need to worry. This is all completely tongue-in-cheek. This is more a jab at me than anyone else.

In any case, I have added you. Let me know when you've finished the chapter, and send me a link when you're done. Good luck!


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3736308 No problem. If you do find the time to contribute, you can any time you like. There's no rush. Thanks for taking a look. :twilightsmile:

Hm... Eh, I'm up for it. I'll apply for the collaboration.

This is going to be great! I just know it.

I would so love to do this, but my hooves are full with other, slightly more boring commitments :fluttercry:

Also, congratulations on the 700+ followers, LightningSword!

3737652 Thanks! :twilightsmile:


3737640 Just go to the GDoc for details and post your choices here in these comments, and I'll put you down. :pinkiesmile:

Looks like a lot of fun, if I was a better writer, as in being able to wrote faster, I would sign up.

I look forward to this!!

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