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Mar
22nd
2020

3/22/20 · 11:13pm March 22nd

Mar
12th
2017

So I Wore a Suit for the First Time in Five Years -- And I Really Shouldn't Have Because Oh My God I Hate my Life Sometimes · 11:21pm Mar 12th, 2017

Aragón: uggggh

Aragón: I can’t concentrate on this shit

MrNumbers: that presentation you were talking about yesterday?

Aragón: yeah

Aragón: it’s an important one – I even gotta wear a fucking suit to class, man

MrNumbers: huh

MrNumbers: neat

Aragón: yeah that’ll be cool

Aragón: oh shit you know what

Aragón: you know what would be neat

Aragón: I should wear the suit as I study it

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Apr
15th
2016

Zootopia · 1:10am Apr 15th, 2016

Jul
2nd
2016

LSP-2143 BABS SEED L S P 2 1 4 3 · 6:57pm Jul 2nd, 2016

Aug
27th
2016

Dungeons & Discord(s), various thoughts · 4:42pm Aug 27th, 2016

I'm just going to say I'm glad we've got another Discord episode. (By which I mean an episode where he's primarily the protagonist.) Some nice bonding, and quite a bit of fun. Discord shenanigans when he's written well and proper for his current role in the series; yay! With that said, I haven't much to say about this episode in terms of lore or significant character traits, well, beyond how much better I like his characterisation this time. For now, have a little

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Oct
15th
2015

aw shiz i just realized my email actually did work for adding pic · 10:15pm Oct 15th, 2015

Jan
10th
2018

Slow Burn (Enter the Realm) · 9:12pm Jan 10th, 2018

This happened.

This is an actual conversation that happened. Slightly edited and streamlined to be easier to read, but accurate nonetheless. I am legitimately this fucking dumb. But, shit, might as well be me who tells the story.



Aragón: and then my pharmacist asked my sister if I'm always “like this”

Aragón: which I honestly took as a compliment?

Aragón: but I guess I technically can’t go back to that place anymore

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Oct
12th
2017

Chlorine and Ladybug Kisses · 5:51pm Oct 12th, 2017

This just happened. This is real, I'm not kidding, this is an actual true story. This has changed me.

Today I woke up to my neighbor gently jacking off his dog.

I just took a nap in my new house for the first time, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window. I got out of bed, stretched my arms, and looked at the city of Barcelona with a big smile on my face, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window.

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Feb
9th
2018

What's that? A new story? · 7:29am Feb 9th, 2018

Jan
1st
2019

State of the... Writer? That sounds a little formal, but oookay, 2018 · 7:53pm Jan 1st, 2019

My mom used to ask me if all of my friends jumped off a bridge, would I jump as well? That question was always pretty easy for me to answer, because I could just laugh and say "Oh, mom, you know I don't have friends." Still, the question behind the question remains: will I do what everyone else is doing just because they're doing it? And the answer, dear readers, is sure, if it looks like fun and doesn't cause anyone any sort of harm. And what harm could happen from writing an end-of-the-year

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Aug
7th
2019

My first "Foal of the Moment" update! · 3:44pm Aug 7th, 2019

Nov
21st
2018

Work Within Your Limitations: Make the Idea Fit the Writing (or, How I Get Away with Shitty Prose) · 5:07pm Nov 21st, 2018

Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

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Aug
4th
2020

This blog is pretty much just me rambling · 4:57pm August 4th

So I've got like 2 big WIP's, a few small oneshot WIP's, a Christmas special for one of the big WIP's, etc... so guess what I'm currently writing?

A stupid thing I came up with because I thought of a silly title and I wanted to use it.

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Mar
10th
2016

So Did I Put My Money Where My Mouth Is? · 12:30am Mar 10th, 2016

Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?

Hahahah.

God no.

One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.

On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.

Soon.

Sep
11th
2016

I Did Ten Situps Before Posting This Blog, 'Cause My Back Did a Fart Noise When Hitting the Ground and It Made Me Giggle · 1:59am Sep 11th, 2016

No, for real -- the title ain't lying. If I arc my back a little when touching the ground after a situp and then let it down slowly, my shirt creates a weird bubble of air and it makes the fartest noise I've heard in my life. It was hilarious.

Shut up. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I just heard that due to some bureaucratic mishap I don't have a house near my university yet so I'll be forced to skip the first couple days. Let me enjoy my back farts in peace.

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Feb
23rd
2018

aight so · 3:26pm Feb 23rd, 2018

I'm gonna be headed to a retreat later, and I won't be allowed to bring my phone

I won't be back until some time Sunday.

So if you're waiting for me to respond to a pm or comment, know it might be a while.

I'm mostly saying this because one time I left for a week and everyone thought I'd killed myself, so I wanna avoid that this time and every time I go somewhere I can't use my phone/laptop for longer than a few hours.

*finger guns*

Mar
4th
2019

Hey y'all, the Update guy here...and I'm certainly not being kept hostage against my own will... oh yeah and the Christmas thing is done... · 9:30am Mar 4th, 2019

Sep
11th
2018

dear fucking tumblr · 3:08pm Sep 11th, 2018

Oct
12th
2019

It's Finally Here · 8:56pm Oct 12th, 2019

Well ladies and gents, this will be the last Saturday we'll all be here, waiting for a new episode to drop.

I haven't seen it, and I've largely avoided spoilers, so I really don't know entirely what to expect. I'm nervous. Excited. Anxious. Hopeful. Wistful. Lots of things, really. We'll see how it all shakes out.

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Jul
21st
2015

Read It Later Reviews #22 – Three Nights, Adagio’s Codetta, No! Not the Tickle Monster!, Starvation, The Equestria Games: Flight of the Pegasi · 7:20pm Jul 21st, 2015

A couple weeks ago, Prak invited me to join The Royal Guard, a group whose purpose is to highlight good stories on the site, but which has not made a site post in quite some time. They were being reorganized, and Prak was looking for people with reviewing experience to drag onto the team.

Naturally, I got drafted.

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