turns out i didnt need to use random pic hosting websites
AGHHHH IM SO STUPID
*facepalms forever*

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My little brother and I went to the new store and it was ♫glorious♫! My mom gave me money to buy Ovaltine and only Ovaltine, but I used some of my own money to buy shit for myself. I got coconut oil, which has a fuckton of different uses, including but not limited to conditioner, lotion, mouthwash, makeup remover, and massage oil. I used it along with olive oil, almond oil, and aloe vera to make a hair serum. If you apply this shit to

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We recorded this last night. I just finished editing it, and I burnt my hot dog. Well that gives this episode a good omen. Remember kinds, don't cook and work. This week we continue reading "Letters From an Irritated Princess" by Tired Old Man.

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Your eyes do not deceive you!

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Hi y'all. I hope that where all of you are, everyone is doing okay. Or, at least as okay as we can all be with all the awful stuff that's been intensifying. This is the blog I wanted to share regarding the summer writing plans for all my stories. I'll be sure to touch on the status of each one and offer some details about its completion. I would also like to take a moment to show off something other neat things I've found and mention very briefly how all the rioting will impact my presence on

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Heya, lil concise update. Not much really to report, only barely started Episode 05 of Queen of Crimson Crows, I'm mostly focusing a bit on artwork at the moment. I'm going to upload and insert them all at once, so it may be a bit.

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So I've got like 2 big WIP's, a few small oneshot WIP's, a Christmas special for one of the big WIP's, etc... so guess what I'm currently writing?

A stupid thing I came up with because I thought of a silly title and I wanted to use it.

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but for dick

HoofBitingActionOverload is going to be unpublishing all of his stories from FIMFiction in one week. As one of the best authors on the site, that's a pretty sad thing. You all should go read his stuff before he does it, because he's a really good writer.

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If you've bothered to look at Equestria Daily recently, unlike me who pretty much never checks the site, you may have noticed a thing.

I actually got featured on EqD! My first feature! It's here!

Granted, I've submitted my stuff before and been rejected all the other times - again, very good reasons to do so. I'm looking at you, comma errors.

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sorry for the lack of actual story updates manifesting! being busy and also 'writing-but-not-posting' because of the nature of the update means things are kinda slow, even if stuff's getting done. since there's nearly 600(!) of you watching me but not quite (i'll do something blog-wise for that then for sure) i figured i would do an ama anyway.

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even ones you're not friends w anymore?

hate that feeling

there's also another friend but like
idek if we're still actually friends we barely talk and i was going through her old blog posts and found our old drama and that shit hurted
and it kinda
makes me wonder whether we were friends again in the first place
like the only people i still frequently talk to that i met here are my girlfriend, two of my exes, and like, one of my all time best friends

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No, for real -- the title ain't lying. If I arc my back a little when touching the ground after a situp and then let it down slowly, my shirt creates a weird bubble of air and it makes the fartest noise I've heard in my life. It was hilarious.

Shut up. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I just heard that due to some bureaucratic mishap I don't have a house near my university yet so I'll be forced to skip the first couple days. Let me enjoy my back farts in peace.

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So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.

I’ve been reading essays lately.

I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.

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Sup guys?

I just got home from watching all seven Star Wars movies in consecutive order
It was my friend's bday and that's what she wanted to do

Basically it was great
I still love TFA ... but I could rant about a lot of it

and there are so many things ive realized about star wars just now

I want to ramble on but I wont bore you

TTFN!
Ta ta for now

I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

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Before I get to my point, gonna take a quick sec to PROMO THIS GOOD STORY from my dear friend Ebon. It's a mystery/horror story set in EQG, and a lot of hard work went into it.

Anyway, I realized the other day that I haven't actually written a fun/fluffy canon universe oneshot in forever, so if y'all have any prompts to throw my way, that would be swell.

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It's been three years and almost exactly 4 months since I started a project, and some odd change (11 days) after that I announced that I had started on it.

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