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[Poetry] After Luna's banishment, a guilt filled Celestia searches for answers. Trying to gain a new understanding of what caused her sister's misery, she visits the valley that she left long ago, where everything must have started.
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Ice Star · 6k words · 86 4 · 2.8k views

This is totally a thing now. · 10:01pm May 17th, 2017

If you've bothered to look at Equestria Daily recently, unlike me who pretty much never checks the site, you may have noticed a thing.

I actually got featured on EqD! My first feature! It's here!

Granted, I've submitted my stuff before and been rejected all the other times - again, very good reasons to do so. I'm looking at you, comma errors.

But after I got a review from PresentPerfect that was very favorable and gave me another one of those lovely episodes that I like to call an 'existential crisis and shit' a good ol' faget gave me a lovely explanation of how I can exploit this and yada yada yada something about systems yada yada kinda-internet anarchy yada yada how to submit stuff yada I submitted it and totally forgot I did and just went back to writing out the next chapter of Favorable Alignment.

Also I ate ice cream for dinner because I got weird poetry featured and I'm spiritually a very disgruntled thirty five year old and I can do whatever I goddamn want so it's not like I'm going to make serious tones for random blogs. Do I look like an actual writer here?*

Also also don't do what I do with your life or you'll just write snarky high fantasy stories and die before you are thirty and since I'm spiritually thirty something who knows what's going to happen from here?

Literally just more writing. That's what.

Anyway, I was very surprised by this and am convinced that a very important reality killed itself in order for this to happen. Oh, and I'm very lucky too. It really is touching to know that so many people (all twenty of you and a faget) like my stories. Even if it's weird poetry about tearing yourself apart mentally and being unable to properly grieve so you turn yourself into a very sad and dead inside individual because you miss the only one that you should have loved.

Especially if it's that.

Please donate to reality though. As an eldritch demon, I can safely say that it is not in good shape.

And that I want more ice cream.

*I actually look like a street urchin irl. Don't trust my smile.