So, I realised something really irritating today.

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This chapter so far outside of like 1100 words setting up the whole going to the Acres to help Applejack for Cider Season cause in the story its October (that does mean that if this unless goes on long enough Halloween chapter, but I digress) so outside of the whole thing here we have a hardcore look into Applejack- which at this point I thought should be necessary cause well I've written a lot of Twilight and Pinkie stuff and get what they are doing in the story but that boils down to in

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I've never asked for anything much in my life.

I don't go seeking attention. I don't strive for recognition. I don't care much about making long-time friends. I don't expect much of anything in return. I don't even have the power in me to hate another person, even if they hate my guts. I literally ask for nothing. The only thing I've ever done is be nice. As you can expect, while you might hear the term, ''smile and wave'', it comes with a downside.

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Ken, Incineroar, Piranha Plant, Spirits and The World of Light
Holy...

I think I'm in love...

This Blog Post is a Sequel

Y’all know the drill by now. Everybody grab your favorite beverage.

Source

In fact, for this tale of woe you might want a second. . . .

That’s right, we’re finally giving the full saga of the Ford 6.4 and its engine replacement.

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hello friends

GUESS WHO'S GOING TO EFNW NEXT MONTH ITS MEEEEEEEEE

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Normally a meat-appreciation isn't so necessary to apprieciate the finer-morale of a children's story. (funny, as children can randomly be less biased by obvious interpretations, depending personal culture.)

Anyhow. S5 final was less charm and more intrigue, mystery and drama suspense, with a bit of bedazzlement. Compared to our usual post-modern fairy tale-ish MLP.

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This Blog Post is primarily meant for entertainment purposes

I’m still alive.

So yeah, my last Billboard Breakdown got immensely popular and I didn’t mean to just leave this by the wayside for all that time. I’m going to approach this fresh as if I haven’t been gone for months.

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It was the best thing ever. Seriously, this was everything that made me fall in love with MLP. The last time we had anything this great was when Discord was a villain. My mind has been blown so thoroughly that I've lost the capacity to express emotion. In my head, I'm saying this in Maud's voice. If you haven't watched it yet, go do it. Like, right now.

As a continuation of my last piece of dirty laundry, I figured I'd go into a little detail about my actual rating system. What I look for, what I don't like, and pretty much anything else you pretty, pretty people would need in order to cater to my whimsy. That's why you're here, right? To please me?

Whatever, sit back and take my words.

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you guys wanna see my beautiful face when it's done?

Also, I need a new sexy avatar. Could some o' y'all please be a dear and find me something nice and sexy?

sexiness of "Venus tier" is best avatar

If I avoid George R. R. Martin's advice and end Twilight's Secret Journal with a Deus (or Diabolus) Ex Machina, what do you supposed the best and worst case scenarios might be, from the perspective of the characters? I have an idea.

Best Case Scenario: The Meta

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Which ship-
fluffymuffin or fluffyjedi?

GUYS.

YES.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.

CRYSTALLINE IS GETTING A RE-WRITE! THAT'S WHY SOME STUFF HASN'T UPDATED RECENTLY IS BECAUSE I CURRENTLY HAVE 10 CHAPTERS OF THE NEW VERSION OF PINK ONE AND SNARK HORSE'S UTTERLY RADICAL QUEST WHICH YOU CAN SEE ON THE FRONT OF MY PAGE. THIS MEANS YOU'LL GET TO HAVE WRITING ON PAR WITH TOMB OF MAGIC INSTEAD OF BELOW IT. THE ERRORS IN THE ORIGINAL WILL PERISH.

BUT OHMYGOSH. THERE'S SO MUCH PINK.

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