My life is agony and alicorn princesses (and caps lock) but mostly alicorn princesses also also why stuff hasn't updated · 6:36pm Jul 17th, 2016
GUYS.
YES.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.
CRYSTALLINE IS GETTING A RE-WRITE! THAT'S WHY SOME STUFF HASN'T UPDATED RECENTLY IS BECAUSE I CURRENTLY HAVE 10 CHAPTERS OF THE NEW VERSION OF PINK ONE AND SNARK HORSE'S UTTERLY RADICAL QUEST WHICH YOU CAN SEE ON THE FRONT OF MY PAGE. THIS MEANS YOU'LL GET TO HAVE WRITING ON PAR WITH TOMB OF MAGIC INSTEAD OF BELOW IT. THE ERRORS IN THE ORIGINAL WILL PERISH.
BUT OHMYGOSH. THERE'S SO MUCH PINK.
IT'S EVERYWHERE. PINK PRINCESS. PINK PROTAGONIST. PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK. I'M SCARED. THE AMOUNT OF CADANCE HAS NOT DOUBLED, THERE IS NO 20% PINKER INSTEAD THERE IS A LEVEL OF PINK IN THIS STORY THAT IS SO AGONIZING IT HAS RISEN ABOVE THIS MORTAL PLAIN BUT WHATEVER SILENT SUFFERING I KNOW AS A RESULT OF ALL THIS PINK ONLY GROW. NEW READERS WILL BE MINE.
PLEASE.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. SAVE ME FROM THE PINK PURGATORY OF FUN RE-WRITES AND POST GOTH PONIES BELOW. I NEED THEM.
-ICY WHO IS NOT YET DOUSED IN A VAT OF PINK GLITTER SPARKLES BUT MIGHT AS WELL BE AT THIS POINT
Well, at least I am not a pink Alicorn, I am golden in color
Um okay! I shall read it once I'm finish writing.
Well, you could just watch that one scene in "Canterlot Boutique" over again...
4098116 You sniff out random stuff about Cadance don't you, Skywriter?
...I'm honestly not sure how you found out about this though, may I see your invitation?
And, yes, I guess I could...or I could cheekily look at a ton of cute art about her.
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Your original story got added to a Cadance-themed group that I follow! I haven't cracked it yet an perhaps this means I was--in the grand scheme of things--waiting on the rewrite?
4098255 Well you're in luck! It's coming out soon, and when I say soon I really do mean it since i'm usually one of the frequent update types.
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Well, that makes one of us. Will you blog post again when it happens?
4098310 Yes, this is too big not to! It'll most likely go into all the Cadance groups right away as well.
i read this and, me just finished watching one punch man, thought this was an anime monologue or something.