Come find me at BABSCon! I'm a tropical pirate; I'll be wearing a different Hawaiian shirt everyday and possibly carrying around a ukulele. I'll be at the con today until 3:50pm, all day Saturday (when I'll consuming multiple legal and illegal substances), and most of the day Sunday. Come write a crappy fanfic with me! Come dance like you've never danced before with me! Come experience the MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP with me!!!

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I have attempted to bleach my armpit hair with hydrogen peroxide. I'm Hispanic, so of course it didn't work. I planned to dye that shit tonight. Before that, my all time low was reading reylo smut while listening to odd future. The good news was that I got to listen to my Melanie Martinez CD. She's the shit.
These past couple of days, I helped with the 4th grade field trip. It was lit. Looks like a lot happened, so what did I miss?

Not many know that I've still been working on the next arch for CTTB. Not only the story, but some of the art as well. Opening the story will begin with this image to help give you an idea of where the story will be going.

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you guys wanna see my beautiful face when it's done?

Also, I need a new sexy avatar. Could some o' y'all please be a dear and find me something nice and sexy?

sexiness of "Venus tier" is best avatar

I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

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and my dad said he's worried if I get short hair I might be perceived as representing the "worldly side" in the "battle of gender" being waged between Christians and "the evils of the world"
And he said that "knowing (my) previous track record" he could see how I would want to get short hair to conform with the changes of society and be anti-God

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