Has it really been six months? · 6:44am Aug 27th, 2015
*checks calendar*
Well, bound 'n gag me and call me 'gimp', it has been six freaking months. Holy mothballs and half-eaten jackets!
I've been away FAR too long, it seems. Well, you know what they say 'bout long absences:
[INSERT YOUR OWN QUOTE ABOUT LONG ABSENSES HERE]
Man oh man, where to begin, where to begin...