I'm jumping off a bridge today because if I don't I'm a pussy/bitch

Quit my job of 10 years teaching to work at a mill. Can’t say I like the job but the fact that it pays double what I made I suppose I can’t complain.

12 hour shifts and working only half the days of the month is also a switch.

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I'm starting to write the next chapter immediately!

Hello everyone! sorry i haven't done too much on this site, it's because I've been working on non-mlp fan fics on Wattpad
I'll leave a link if you want to check it out
https://www.wattpad.com/user/CMStargazerB
- the star bringer

I turned 50 years old today.

I spent my birthday at the zoo. There was a farm exhibit with pony rides, but none of the ponies was Rarity. I failed to convince Management to give me a refund.

Afterwards, I went to this hipster restaurant that specialized in bowls of macaroni and cheese for $25 each. It didn't taste like how they made it in the Old Days, so I shook my fist at the establishment after I left. (Yes of course I ate the entire bowl first. It was $25!)

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“Spring break is here, you don’t need to worry about school, why not spend the week doing something productive? Like working on the outline?”

“Yes I will totally do that yep uh huh no qualms great idea!”

I had a thought, and I don't know where I'll ever be able to use it, so I'll throw it in a blog:

Twilight and Cadence stood proud, side by side before the diarchs. "We won't let you down," said Twilight. They turned to leave.

"Wait!" They turned back. Celestia took a deep breath. "There's something very important I forgot to tell you."

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-Bats away cobwebs and the like-

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...The plot twist was that there was no plot twist?!

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I know you all expected some stories last week, and I provided them.
Sadly, not all of them.
I'm lying in bed since Friday and can't get rid of my damn headache and burning lungs.
Hope I will be back to writing some time this week, but I'm not making any promises.
In the meanwhile, I try to get the 311 stories of my "to read" down to a more... normal amount.

May Luna's moon guide your path through the week

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Hey everyone, I know it's been a long time since I been on here and done anything. I really should change that, I just haven't had much motivation to do any writing. So, if you toss me ideas for my current stories that are unfinished, but not on hiatus.

Bootlegging
Starbloom Chronicles II
The Return of Mare Do Well
Meeting of Worlds - A Crossover Story

I'll see what I can do.

Evil laughter!
Hey guys, I'm finally back after losing internet for like 2 months Hopefully it won't happen again anytime soon, everything going on irl is kind of chalky. Still I'm here now I got a few stories to catch up on and- oh yeah I wanted to get to some readin'. Maybe soon I'll finally get to writing them' stories of mine and get more followahs but most likely not. So... have a good day everybody, I know I'm going to!

Hello all,

It's been a while but here is the short version. I worked myself almost to death for a year, all I really have to show for it is some stupid shirts.

The last few months I've been taking it lightly but now that I've distressed some this is what my plans are.

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FUCK SAKES!!!

Well, hi readers, this is awkward. I'm still not completely back from hiatus and now I'm going to have new readers asking for more chapters...

Kill me please! Murder my face! End my GODDAMN LIF-

Yeah, I'm in one of those Leafyishere moods...

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*Reads a book about body language
When approaching or being approached, the first thing people look at are your hands.

*Reads a book about the body language of flirting
When Men see an attractive woman, they tend to put their hands at their waists... ...usually with their thumbs in their pockets.

Men want Women to look at their junk!

"Hey gorgeous, check out this polish sausage."

Cool announcement: I was in a writer's workshop class and one of my fellow writers asked if I would like to share a story as part of Texas Public Radio's "Worth Repeating." The goal of this program is to find and share stories across San Antonio by collecting seven storytellers and having seven-minute monologues. She heard about my fanfictions and wanted to know how I got into writing, so I prepared a speech (which I would like to have

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And then you see that someone has posted one of the episodes with the main conflict of the episode as the title.

Hey, leakers, you realise that going out of your way to do this kind of thing is not going to put the rest of the Bronies in a positive light, don’t you?

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Hey everybody!

So, as you can see, or not see to be more acurrate, EVERYTHING HAVE BEEN MOVED TO MY OLD/ ORIGINAL ACCOUNT (the one I used to read)

"That is the dumbest shit you have ever done in your entire life '-_-" - Random Person

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Me Matthew from Devon, tried to jump of a motorway bridge and it end with my leg hitting a side of a fence almost halting my fall and landed on my side on a grass bank and somehow came out ok-ish.

I don't even know what i'm doing anymore, here i am now sitting at home with my right leg and arm in a cast and like a fucking idiot. I betrayed my family and my sisters, i fucked up big time. This is the worst thing i ever done in life.

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Surprise! I did a little collab with fellow fan-fic reviewer Emerald Comet. I hope you enjoy!