Well, An Idea · 8:16pm Oct 29th, 2015
I had a thought, and I don't know where I'll ever be able to use it, so I'll throw it in a blog:
Twilight and Cadence stood proud, side by side before the diarchs. "We won't let you down," said Twilight. They turned to leave.
"Wait!" They turned back. Celestia took a deep breath. "There's something very important I forgot to tell you."
"What?" said Cadence.
"Don't cross your spells."
Twilight tilted her head. "Why?"
"It would be..." Luna took a moment to settle on a word. "Bad."
"I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing," said Cadence. "What do you mean, 'bad'?"
Celestia looked up, brow furrowed. "Try to imagine every pairing you know of starting instantaneously and every pony in Equestria coming together at the speed of light."
Luna shut her eyes. "Total Platonic reversal."
Twilight's mouth worked silently for a few moments. "Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Princess." The sisters-in-law left the throne room, considerably less stately than before.
"Should we tell them about the tatzlwurm?"
"I won't if you won't."
Is the tatzlwurm in love with somepony?
Thank you.
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No, it's just that they both blasted it at the same time at one point. Letting Celestia and Luna know that they risked the ultimate ship probably isn't a good idea.
Bravo I say! That was a fun little blog.
Now I would like to see it as a full fic...
Cute.
Full Platonic refersal... Now that was clever.
Crossing friendship lasers with shipping beams could be very bad indeed. Or at least terribly confusing.
Thanks for sharing this fragment with us, even if you can't find another place for it.
Who ya gonna call? Shipbusters!
You're evil. Proceed.
Pfft.
3505619 The Tatzlwurm is now in love with everypony, and slowly burrowing his way towards to Equestria...
Will a giantt marshmellow pony attack Manehatten again? Ah well, tis the season!
All of a sudden half the fandom is sucked towards Luna and Celestia at mach three, and we know who to blame.
Ah, well. At least it's better than how they totally botched the Jem movie.
Okay, this just made my day.
On first reading I thought it was the diarchs that did Discord-knows-what to the tatzlwurm. This bent my brain somewhat.
I know the feeling. I recently came up with a line I really want to use, but have no idea where. "Sentience, s/he decided, was quite strange and definitely overrated."
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