So I'm dead now... (birthday announcement) · 4:11am Apr 5th, 2022
I turned 50 years old today.
I spent my birthday at the zoo. There was a farm exhibit with pony rides, but none of the ponies was Rarity. I failed to convince Management to give me a refund.
Afterwards, I went to this hipster restaurant that specialized in bowls of macaroni and cheese for $25 each. It didn't taste like how they made it in the Old Days, so I shook my fist at the establishment after I left. (Yes of course I ate the entire bowl first. It was $25!)
It's a little-known fact that there are no living bronies older than 49 years old. We all drop dead on our 50th birthdays and are reborn as undead monstrosities. The fanfiction-writinging variety are sustained by sucking a little bit of the life force out of everyone who reads our stories.
So anyway, I am very grateful to have so many followers today. I've published three new stories over the past few weeks, and I hope each and every one of you are reading them. Over and over and over again.
I'm going to take a nap now.
Well, happy undeath-day to you!
Holy Smokes
YOU WENT TO THE ZOO!?!?!
That must have been so amazing.
Over here in L.A. we have a Zoo, but it has been so long, and as I get older it never seems like the place to go to have fun...
Kind of want to go now...
Also what kind of Mac and Cheese is $25.00????
Must have been handmade noods, Cream cheese, honey and like 3 types of good melters....
I'd eat it to.
Hope you had a Very Merry UnBirthday my mate.
Sounds like a lovely time spent shaking your cane at the ungrateful youth.
I admit, I've fallen behind in a lot of ponyfic reading due to a number of other pressing concerns, including ponyfic writing. Rest assured,your stuff is very high on the docket
Happy Death Day 2 U 👶🔪
Happy birthday!
I have a few short years before I reach that milestone, but I'm hoping for the apocalypse between now and then. The news leads me to optimism in that regard.
Happy birthday, and thank you for being a few years older than me.