I found this in my phone's notes:

"Introverts aren't anti social, just trapped. Trapped by their fears and anxieties, or trapped by their lack of a mental capacity to run on such highly social activities. We aren't refusing, we're in a prison. Our prison... Is our mind."

I must have written that on one of my emotionally low days, and my "third eye" opened. I still see truth behind it though, most introverts are trapped by their own psyche.

You might all be wondering where the heck is the stuff I said I'd write? Well, progress is slow, but it's coming together.

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Discord is pretty clueless when it comes to friendship, let alone romance. The only pony he really gets along with is Fluttershy, Spike, and Big Mac. Fluttershy being his first friend, and Spike and Big Mac only after that one episode about DnD. He’s liked annoying others, ‘tis why no one else wants to hang out around him.

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This isn't gonna be easy is it?

~Denial at it's Finest~

My very first fic~ It's vulgar, it's crude, it does exactly what it wants, and what it wants to do is talk about Twilight's penis, a lot. It doesn't want Twilight's penis to do anything, it just wants to describe it's existence, and it does. Very bluntly, to the point. Rainbow gets killed twice whatever-

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So in my last blog I explained how I would write a chapter of the story that had the most requests. Well the top two were lust of mares and tradition and customes so to hell with it I will write both then get to work on other pieces. Lets hope I can motivate myself to actually finish these fucking stories.

Very soon now, a collection of stories will go live, all about Anon trying to live with Twilight Sparkle and how horribly wrong it always goes.
There's death, vomit, and a LOT of stupidity. Like...a whole fuckton. So much.
So enough serious stuff, it's time to get back to doing my drunken oneshits. I'll be adding more to this series as I make them, so it's actually listed as incomplete (gasp).
Enjoy. Looking forward to the puns.

-Pencil

EDIT: Aaaaaaand it's here.

Hey gang,

Man I'm blogging so much. Don't expect that to keep up, but still interesting to note.

Anyways, i'm going to be on the Barcast this Saturday! Apparently they had so much fun with me and Plum, they've asked me to come back.

Anyways, it'll be this Saturday at 7pm (-5GMT) and since i know you're dying to ask me odd and embarrassing questions you can do that too!

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Hi everyone.
I've been trying to get the hang of audio readings for a while and I finally managed to piece something together.
The Rummy Business of Old Blooey by Cloud Wander

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And who voted in this snowflake?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6932549/Calling-people-disabled-offensive-replaced-Access-Inclusion-Seekers-plan.html

Yes, it's the Daily Mail which means we should take it with a grain of salt given it's the equivalent to Fox News over there, but... Honestly! If you want to really offend disabled people, go around calling them retarded or spastic. Those are truly offensive terms to the disabled and the handicapped, not disabled itself.

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Hello, guys! Missed me?

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One hundred eleven upvotes. Approximately 2,100 views. Multiple hits in the feature box. All that's missing is a feature in Equestria Daily.

I really can't thank you guys enough for getting me this far. I couldn't have asked for a better readership.

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I found this old poem in a book a while back (it's The Problim Children, it's really good!) and I got an idea. So here's the poem:

Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woes
Thursday's child has far to go
Friday's child is loving and giving
Saturday's child works hard for a living
But the child who's born on the Sabbath day, (Sunday-it's a religious poem but let's ignore that)
Is good and wise in every way

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Art by Buckweiser

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Feckin christ this sickness has taken a huge chunk of my spirit out of me. I'm on day 4 of being sick and today I'm currently in bed with my laptop streaming Steven Universe with a bucket close by. For those that were worried about the slow updates for BIE I greatly apologize. I had no intention of catching this damned illness so both me and my roommates are all currently laid up.

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Here is 50 things about rethewa nobody asked for

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As of today I've been a part of Fimfiction for one year. I'm kind of a latecomer, yes, but I only felt so inspired last year to actually make an account, and start publishing stories. I hope that inspiration won't wane, and I'll be here in the years to come.
If you came here, you might as well read some statistics. In one year, I have:

• Published 29 360 words, spanning 6 stories
• Wrote 4 blogposts (including this one)
• Accumulated 28 followers

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