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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Dec
20th
2017

New tags and old stories. · 8:40am Dec 20th, 2017

This isn't gonna be easy is it?

~Denial at it's Finest~

My very first fic~ It's vulgar, it's crude, it does exactly what it wants, and what it wants to do is talk about Twilight's penis, a lot. It doesn't want Twilight's penis to do anything, it just wants to describe it's existence, and it does. Very bluntly, to the point. Rainbow gets killed twice whatever-

Death, Sex, Violence, Profanity. Great start here~

~Doon Lickwong~

Fluttershy's cute, let's kill her.

Death, Sex. Oh dear~

~The Loser Booth~

This story is old and cringey don't read it-

Rated E?
...
I might need to check on that-

~Help, my Father Bit my Skateboard~

Um.
I can't remember the muse behind this.
...

OH GREAT JUST ADD A NONCONSENSUAL TAG BUT NOT RAPE SURE WHATEVER. THAT'S NOT MISLEADING. HOW MANY STORIES ON THIS SITE HAVE SEX AND NONCONSENSUAL-

~Changeling Doll~

If I don't update this in six days it'll be longer than a year. If I do update this in six days for some reason this story only updates by virtue of Christmas Spirit and everyone, author included, would rather it just go faster-

Gore, Sex, Suicide/Self Harm, and VIolence. These tags are making me question myself.

~Celestia plays Canterlot Siege 2~

I need to shitpost more often.

Gore, Violence, Suicide/Self Harm, Death. I swear, I am a nice individual-

~The Prank~ Where I wrote a crossover for funsies. Unfortunately, Kudzu draws out the rowdy sort, but I don't mind. Characters and setting are loose in this.

Sex, Nonconsensual, Fetish, Violence. I was about to skim past Fetish like usual until I stopped and remembered Stupid had an unconsensual moment of experiencing cold play.

...

~Yeah~

A fic where the only words said by characters are Yeah.

It's clean.
...
R- really?
Wow-

~Flash Letters~

Now this is going to have a lot of tags, I know it. I was speed writing and did this all under a day, (except a few bonus chapters at the end,) and whoops the Rarity chapter caused issues. This and the Changeling Doll is why I no longer respond to most comments~

Nonconsensual, Sex, Violence. Okay am I using the Nonconsensual tag correctly? That should be used whenever someone is forced into doing something they don't want to do right? Wait why did I decide this story needed it again?..
...
I uh, I can't remember.

~Home is for the Weak~

For how random it seems, a lot of thought and rejected chapters are put into this. Sometimes, it's just a 10 minute process at 3 AM. It goes both ways.

Narcotics, Nonconsensual. Does rape undertone nonconsensual hugs count? I mean-

~I'm gonna X Myself, no matter what I do!~

I think we're good here.
I think.
I thiiiiink-

~Shyset~

Story still needs to happen more, but still-

Profanity. Thanks Sunset.

~Darling~

My most ugly love child. It's a lore rich, format butchered, jam packed, as in way too packed, story.

Death.

~Scootalight more like Scootafight~

For all the fighting, I don't think anyone actually- ahp Scootaloo says shit.

Nonconsensual, Profanity DOES NONCONSENSUAL MARRIAGE COUNT?

Comments ( 4 )
TGM

....shit.

I guess I should do this too.

awaaaay~

I think the non consensual tag is going to be the new sex tag as it could be open to so much debate.

Piccadilly, pls. The new tags are for stories that have those things as a core theme. You wouldn’t add a romance tag on a story that only has a married couple as side characters in it, right?

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Depends on how much the audience takes note of them. A character shoves a banana up their butt in Doon Lickwong off screen and that got people rowdy enough they wanted a sex tag. So hey~ I try to lean towards the side of caution. FIMfiction is a nice place, but when people get angry they start rolling and they don’t stop-

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