that moment when you parents threaten their kids with baker acting just to get them to behave

A man running a hardware store who is hopelessly devoted to his neighbor, and always thinking about chips hitting the fan scenarios. Somewhat of a grouch, and very likely an Aspie. Has no squeamish traits. Possibly something of a pragmatist.

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So I’ve decided to start doing blog reviews of the official MLP series, which will eventually accompany my video reviews. Fair warning, this review assumes you have already seen the episode. Anyway…

So where to begin with this series?

What? Why? Why be like everyone else? I’m a positive reviewer, why should I start with what I hate?
(Sigh.)

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Bask in it's glory, filthy peasants!

At about 2:18 into this video, this guy very neatly sums up why I'm not really a fan of the trilogy I'm ripping off.

Does anyone else ever feel that way about certain books, movies, TV shows, etc.?

P.S. Regarding Chapter 6, I'm happy to report I'm working my last couple of edits and hope to have the chapter up sometime this week.

...Wow.

Seriously fuck you Starlight. I'm REALLY questioning how people can still see you positively. You're the worst.

Just finished it. Probably one of the best surveys I've ever taken. Only a small handful of questions where I couldn't find a choice that I liked.

I took it. So should you. Data collection analysis is fun and good for society!

Got ran over by my doggos and broke my finger... Sorry people, but chapter 5 will be delayed

Yeah, this one’s actually newsworthy enough it’s getting it’s own post.

First of all, don’t worry about this affecting my writing. That’s one thing I can say is that the news I got back after my MRI this week isn’t going to affect my writing life. Other facets, however …

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Me: *stays up til 3 am drinking pop and re-playing Skyrim* NO REGRETS!!! IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!!

(10:00 am Sunday)

Me:....*falls out of bed in a heap of exhaustion and low energy*...I regret nothing still...*rolls over on a Rainbow Dash figure and a 3DS*...except that...*rubs stomach in pain*

And I still suck at art.

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Hey, I'm kinda new to this stuff so please bare with me. So, first blog post yeah. To begin: the stories that I will eventually post (hopefully they get accepted) will be placed on plenty a hiatus for the reasons stated: School, Normal Life and because I kinda suck at doing stuff like this. Next I will say this: There will NOT (I repeat) NOT be any NSFW type of stories on my page, since I have had a trouble with them in the past. Third: Pretty much all of the stories I have

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that is all

I've refrained from posting anything on this topic for a little while since I wanted to have time to think things over as far as my current projects. Another reason I haven't said anything was out of fear that I may disappoint those following me. Regardless, this needs to be said.

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Hey guys! I know that not a lot of people visit my blog, but I just wanted to do a quick blurb to spread the word about Bad Horse's survey. It only takes a few minutes, and it can be anonymous if you so choose or you can leave your username. If you complete it, you can get a preview of the results, and from what little I saw, it already looked interesting.

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Any of you my followers intentionally write bad stories? I kind of do that as a matter of my craft, most of my stories are somewhat intentionally badly written.

...it's gonna be a bad day when you wake up in the middle of the night with a separated shoulder. It will be sooo nice whenever it finally gets bad enough to be replaced.

So, after some reviews with others, a lot of my mistakes in my previous submissions were pointed out. Seeing that, I will be going back over those submissions to fix as many mistakes as I can, as well as bring in an editor to take a more in-depth review to help me put out the best work that I can.

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So I submitted Kingdom of Avia and later Bad Luck for a Bad Manager to EQD- got rejected, and they actually gave a legit reason this time! (Though I suspect they didn't read beyond the first chapter for both stories).

I'm probably going to submit all my currently-published stories as time goes on, and get rejected each time- I'm keeping score!

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