It’s been a while, hasn’t it? I want to apologise for not keeping you guys up to date on what’s happening. I understand I don’t have a true obligation to this site or my fan fictions, but I do understand that many of you have spent time reading my work in the past. I don’t know how many of you are still waiting on me. I do feel that being inactive for so long has discouraged many of you to stop waiting on me and moved your attention to something else. I don’t blame you.

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I'd just about given up for a good year now. Didn't really have anything else to say about ponies with all the game-changing stuff happening in the world. Thought about just cancelling all my stories and leaving the task of writing to the many far, far more popular writers on the site. It was boring, sure. I was giving up like a complete failure, true. But as Western civilization declines around me, it's tempting, very tempting, to just follow the example of the rest of Europe and North

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can someone pls tell me if there’s more than the 25 I found

because if there’s not imma rewatch the one where Professor Ursula does the thing ;O;

You guys have been waiting patiently day after day for me to write and post the Reboot of one of my best stories:

TEquestria Girls/Spider-man Book 1: Amazing

• Equestria Girls
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

Flash Sentry tries to balance high school, being Spider-man, and the magical misadventures of Sunset Shimmer and her friends.

• Profanity
• Violence
• Alt. Universe
• Crossover
• Flash Sentry
• Principal Cinch
• Sci-Twi
• Thorax
• Main 7 (EqG)

Equestrian Defender · 105k words  ·  129  10 · 4.9k views

Well rest assured, my friends: THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER!

Either today or possibly tomorrow I'm going to be posting the first chapter of the first story of the NEW! EQuestria Girls Marvel Universe (or the NEW! EQGMU.)

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Up till now, I've never actually written a story with the Porn tag. Not even on my porn account. <.< This has changed.

For years, I've been writing sex fics focused on one of two things: being funny, or being responsible and educational.

House Rules is neither of those things. c.c; In fact, it might actually be irresponsible, when all is said and done. I dunno, I couldn't get a lot of feedback on it.

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This is an old tradition

But a good one nevertheless.

Do recall, this is not limited to santa hats, I've seen many a lovely festive icon from many different holidays and they're all lovely.

This is probably gonna piss off the die-hard Hasbro defenders, but I really don't care. It has to be said. Spike's finale design was UGLY as FUCK. He should've been the most human-looking character out of the entire cast. Instead Hasbro went the Sonic Boom route and made him a big dumb idiot. Even during the series he was usually the butt of the joke. It was actually really fucking sad considering Twilight was supposed to be the big sister/surrogate mother role. I'm not a good artist by any

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Some have might noticed there is no update on the three stories I promised.

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And with this episode we get to see, just like that, another Hearts and Hooves Day! This isn't something I did expect to happen. The last, and until now only, Hearts and Hooves Day we have seen in the show was way back in Season 2 and with five seasons without a Hearts and Hooves Day episode, I really didn't think we would ever get another one.
But now we got one and what a deep episode it even was! This episode has three different, deep plotlines.

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What an episode. This is the last time I can watch a new Cutie Mark Crusaders episode. The last Cutie Mark Crusaders episode of the entire show. The way I feel about this is anything but pleasant. My head hurts. My eyes feel hot. I am emotionally tired. It feels like I am going to cry any moment. And I don't remember when I felt such an intense sadness the last time. And I'm not even sure if I ever felt such an intense sadness before in my life.

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But seriously I am working on it. Progress is just... slow

In retrospect, it makes sense.

For a wand, I got black walnut with unicorn core, ten and three quarter inches, unyielding.

IDK how much you guys really care. You may go on with your lives.

OPENED UP: Knockers Up by Rusty Warren, which is an album "that has Mr. and Mrs. America rolling on the floor from coast-to-coast" apparently. It's in "Superlaphonic Hi-Fi" which I never heard of before. It was showcased on the Oddity Archive. It's from 1960, and, given the nature of the album (and the episode of the Archive on which it was showcased) this was probably hid behind the counter. And the disc is in mint condition, not got a

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WHY can't i stop COUGHING

also i had a nosebleed earlier today while playing tap together but that's not important

this cough is just a paaaain i can hardly breathe bcuz every 3 minutes i have a coughing fit

ey so uh
Peeps didn't seem to like Hidden Intentions much
Wasn't expecting such a poor reception
BUT
That's ok
For those of you that did enjoy it,
It still has 3 more chapters coming
Expect those to unroll throughout this month

And for peeps still waiting on chapter 2 of Opening Up
That's coming out Tomorrow Evening
So
Here's a little teaser

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She picked up her glass and took a large drink. Applejack spaced out for a moment, staring at Sunset's chest.

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