[10:53:09 PM] KittyKat Noote: and now i just learn why people hate sword art online
[10:53:42 PM] KittyKat Noote: "You go from strong empowered female character to LITERAL tentacle attack!"
[10:55:12 PM] marikazemus34: It goes from "Compelling situation that shows what people can really become in a life-or-death situation..."
[10:55:36 PM] marikazemus34: to "I'M A GAMER WHO GETS ALL THE CHICKS EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSEDLY ANTISOCIAL AND AWKWARD ACCORDING TO THE AUTHOR!"

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I'd rather drink the hooch with my friend. If she comes, she'll have to drive home and there's no way I'm letting her have a drop of alcohol. She just took a nap so she may or may not come. I'm fine with that, though. Nothing's as bad as that time I threw a birthday party and nobody came. Yes, it actually happened. It also happened another time, but it wasn't a birthday party. I'm kind of used to this shit now so it's ok.

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FORTY TWO FOLLOWERS

FORTY TWO IS THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE

THANK YOU EVERYONE!

and if someone wants to give me a shout out to get me to 50 that would be wonderful
i have some fics in the works

So, it turns out that Sunday was a really good day for new stories. I read five new stories, and I liked them all.

How did this happen?

How is this even possible?

Who knows.

But I’m liking it.

Today’s stories:

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1. my girlfriend who may or may not be parasprite is super snuggly and I love her so much oh my goodness yes she is my girlfriend and yes I am so happy with her oh my goodness gracious me yes yes yes

2. Brasta_Septim is the best friend you will ever have and I'm super happy that he's here too

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So there's been ... an awful lot going on in my life lately. And as is usual for me when there's an awful lot to say, I lock up and go silent, and nothing gets said. Alas, this is not the State of the Author post where I catch everyone up — I'm still working my way up to that one. At least I can break my silence with this in the meantime.

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Sorry about the dearth of posts recently. I told myself that I’d get one of my stories done before I did some other pony stuff, and it turns out I’m really, really good at procrastinating.

On the upside, it did finally force me to actually get my story done! I’ve been sitting on it for far too long – in fact, I started on it before the Season 6 premier, and then managed to procrastinate on it for half a year.

But now it is done, and I am pretty happy with the result.

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Writers have been busy little bees, so it is time for me to be a big busybody.

Today’s stories:

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Yep, you heard me right. Randome, one of the world's laziest people, is going to get to work on some things. Why did you think I only had two stories, and never mentioned plans for other ones? I knew I'd start them, and never finish them. But for once, I'm going to be productive and do some things. See y'all around, after I get to work on some stories and art.

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for 150 updoots on this:

TForever Mare

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Sad

There are ponies that even the gods cannot help.

• Violence
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Celestia
• Luna
• OC
• Royal Guard

Ice Star · 12k words  ·  206  28 · 6k views

and 90 on this

TCrystalline: Her Destiny

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Drama

Lately, Princess Cadance has been feeling inadequate. She's spoken of this briefly to Twilight Sparkle but her longing for a grand adventure is really starting to get to her as are the thoughts that she isn't doing all that she can.

• OC
• Cadance
• King Sombra

Ice Star · 24k words  ·  173  11 · 4.5k views

and 70 on this small contest story

THer Own Sky

• MLP: FiM
• Equestria Girls
• Drama

Twilight Sparkle is many things, as Princess Celestia is about to learn. Will her newest Faithful Student finally serve a higher purpose?

• Twilight
• Celestia
• Cadance
• Sunset Shimmer

Ice Star · 18k words  ·  130  11 · 4.2k views

and especially to whichever of my readers read far enough to finish and updoot this

TFavorable Alignment

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Drama

Princess Luna disappears from Equestria with hopes of saving the world and is accompanied by the enigmatic Sombra. Meanwhile, Celestia tries to bury secrets as immortal as she is and Cadance must choose her loyalties carefully...

• Gore
• Violence
• Luna
• OC
• Cadance
• King Sombra

Ice Star · 360k words  ·  93  10 · 3.2k views

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... I've some good news for once. I haven't actually squandered my time this time around. I have some new chapters to release, which I will get to do on the 6th to start, as promised. One a week, also as promised.

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After finishing writing Mistletrapped, I sat down and read a bunch of recent stories I’d missed reading.

Today’s stories:

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Fun fact of the day: everyone knows that the Japanese infamously produce very few children, presently sitting at a rate of about 1.4 births per woman (replacement rate is 2.1 per woman). But did you know that the US would have an even lower reproductive rate if we had a similar proportion of children born out of wedlock? Presently, the birth rate within marriages in the US is 1.13, with all the rest of the births (bringing us up to 1.88 per woman) occurring out of wedlock. Only 2% of Japanese

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Yes indeed, a fella can dream...

(Tagging Administrative Angel since its sequel is ONLY in the book until September!)

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I just hope it looks good. I paid extra moneys to have it made with a professional material finish to keep it from wearing and fading away. Like a plastic wallet basement nerds put their super-duper-ultra-mega-hyper rare limited edition superhero comics in.

If anyone reading this is one of such people who do that, we (that's Unique and I, by the way) would like to apologize to those people who were offended by that comment.

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Trying to get back on the horse that is writing reviews (and reading pony stories), this particular set contained a surprising number of memetic stories.

Today’s stories:

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Yesterday, I said I’d maybe take a break from recent story reviews to work on my own stuff.

Then my feed exploded with stories.

You monsters. It’s almost like you want me to keep reading!

But for all your work, I am grateful – today was a very good day for pony fiction.

Today’s stories:

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May contain spoilers to the new episode "Buckball Season". Proceed at your own risk.

Having just watched "Buckball Season", it has a very fun story and introduces a new sport that makes it unique from other episodes.

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