so have a life update

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That moment you should be asleep but you've been up late and you have to wake up in two hours but don't know whether to sleep and risk oversleeping or stay up and risk passing out later in the day...

Whelp, time to roll a d20 to decide my fate.

1-10 = Stay up
11-20 = Sleep

Rolls

...Nat 20... whelp!

Passes out.

(Since you motherfu--*ahem* gentlepersons don't bother looking at the tags: don't ask what this is from, I have no idea.)

WRITING UPDATE: Next chaper of Comes a Crossover is one big-ass fight scene away from being ready for posting. Only hiccup is that I MUST DO RESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARCH! before I can finish it, which will take most of the night/a good part of tomorrow. So expect it sometime tomorrow...ish.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/16136618

I'm asking my Patrons to vote for what they want to see me work on in the coming year, especially January, when I'll have time on my hands.

The current options are:

(1) Changeling Space Program
(2) The Maretian
(3) Reference

(4) Mu Beta Epsilon (non-pony, X-rated, breast-expansion and transformation fetish)
(5) Lee Goes North (original alternate history novel project)

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I remember when I saw those images on Twitter the day after... I cried like a little kid. I felt like I'd lost a father. Robin was my hero when I was small; he was a man that brought me smiles in the worst of times. He was the one who made my childhood with movies like Aladin and Ms. Doubtfire. He was the greatest man in the world, to a nine-year-old me.

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Yeah, I'm two days late to the ho-ho-ho party, but hope every one of you had yourselves a splendiforous holiday and continue into the new year without falling flat on your face. It's fun, but it loses its appeal after several years in a row. Keep your resolutions realistic, but be sure taking care of yourself is on there if it isn't already. That stuff's important.

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When Season 4 ended, I was saying that their increasing inability to write a solid adventure story was dragging the show down, and I'd like a greater emphasis on Slice Of Life.

Now I'd take a dozen Twilight's Kingdom-esque messes, just so long as there are actual stakes again. And please stop ramming Flurry Heart down our throats.

Season 5 was good about this, though. It wasn't until 6 that things really started to drag, and it looks like 7 is off to a bad start.

Sometimes the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest. And I'll be honest, sticking to a writing schedule is hard. So imagine my surprise when I find the simplest way to do it that doesn't involve some complicated or convoluted plot to do it.

Step 1: Install Focus 45 extension on Chrome from store
Step 2: Put daily reminder on phone to write 300 words min a day.
Step 3: Use extension when writing. Essentially speed writing. Use as often as necessary.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

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Have you ever read a story that just hits all the right notes? Something sublime in its execution, an absolute joy from start to finish?

This isn't that. Today, let's examine

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And the winner of the poll in the last blog post is.........

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURES!

So yeah, look for a lot of muscular men, bizarre powers, and "NANI!?" in arc 4. Hope you enjoy!

-GM, master of the work of your enemy's stand.

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'It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum, yer majesty,' as she smiled quietly to herself

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IN WHICH I AM DISAPPOINT
Here in 'Murikaland, today is Memorial Day (observed). Have some kind-of-unfitting music.

Hey. It was this or Green Day. S&G was probably the better choice. Anyway, if you'll please Read More…

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Question is in the title: Why do you follow me?

Second: Do I sound British to you, or slightly Irish?

No, seriously, even I can't tell the difference anymore! I genuinely hate the sound of my own voice and wished it was different for the sake of a more immersive fanfic reading.

she is
she has favorite people
she hates other people
she wants her stuff
she likes to hide
and climb curtains
and shes afraid of thunder

oh my gosh shes becoming one of my favorite SU characters

So, I'm going to present two summaries here. One is for a story I wrote for someone (unpublished), and the other story is by someone else (also unpublished).

The game? Which one is weirder.

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"I'm telling you, Lyra, there have been multiple credible eyewitness accounts of the Arimaspi in the Hyperboreans."

"I thought I was supposed to be the crazy one in this relationship."

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IN WHICH I'M BACK SORT OF
Greetings, Earthlings. Have an old meme.

YouTube is now 14 years old. I remember when it was new. I'm old. That has bearing on this post, after the jump…

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And thus another teaser, in a form of a meme.

“We are not sure which way the air should be if the ice is so small—maybe the water that is floating in the sea is the way,” Luna muttered. “I guess when our ship got stuck in the glacier it was. It should have been ice but… why wouldn�t it be if it was solid?” “I don’t know—I tried opening an elevator from the ice to the surface, but the ship wasn’t there.”

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IN WHICH I ASSESS THE DAMAGE

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