Settle an argument · 5:45pm Sep 7th, 2015
So, I'm going to present two summaries here. One is for a story I wrote for someone (unpublished), and the other story is by someone else (also unpublished).
The game? Which one is weirder.
In the interest of fairness, I'm not going to be saying which story was written by who (though I'll most likely reveal that afterwards). On the off chance somebody actually wants to see either of them, they can PM me and I'll get them a link. No promises about the quality, though, since they aren't published.
Story one:
Milky Way had a problem. Had. Somehow, Rainbow Dash, shrunk to smaller than the size of a Breezy, wound up inside one of her teats. From inside she'd worked some of her own magic, making the mare's goods swell until they near touched the ground with the weight of milk within.
She'd been forced back to the source of the whole problem: Twilight Sparkle. But what Rainbow Dash hadn't told her was just how much of a deviant the little bookish unicorn was. How she longed to suck at those swollen teats and drink more than her fill of thick, creamy milk. And that she had.
So now here she sits, sucking on her own cock with a mouthful of mare milk; Rainbow Dash buzzing about in that white sea. There is, of course, only one place for her to go.
Story two:
Written in second-person, a stallion has been taken into a changeling hive where he's gradually brainwashed to be docile and obsessed with sex. The changelings proceed to start using him to fertilize eggs by having their females bang him repeatedly.
Then they press him into service as a breeder. Which involves being held up and massaged by tentacles all day. And transformations that consist of:
Turning his dick into a combination of a fleshlight and an ovipositor.
His scrotum into an egg sack that produces them one by one.
Basically, the male changelings fuck his dick, which feels as good to him as it would for a mare in the more traditional sense, and they finish inside to inseminate the egg that grows in his (former) ballsack.
He gets an instant orgasm each time they inseminate him, and he immediately gives "birth" to the egg afterwards by pushing it through the dick/fleshlight/ovipositor combo, which gives him another guaranteed orgasm each time as well as the "birthing" itself being extremely pleasurable.
And this goes on forever, pretty much, because he produces the eggs like an assembly line. He's also quite happy with the arrangement, considering how corrupted his mind is by that point.
Happy voting! 
Real talk: I would be more inclined to read the Changeling one because my understanding of anatomy doesn't really accept vore.
Honest talk: I voted for the Vore one because it's a weird idea.
Both are nothing new, and not all that weird. Its just vore, and oviposition.
So far, looks like a dead heat.
So... one's about "tiny+vore=teats+milk"
, while the other is" OC->literal fucktoy and breeder" 
, eh?
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I'll... go with fucktoy/breeder, since I can still believe the tiny/vore is possible in the show-setting, the other... not so much.
The Milky Way one is definitely weirder.
Both are weird, but at least the Changeling one makes some bizarre kind of sense. You can follow some logic to it. The first one, is just utterly random in a massive WTF kind of way.
Ah, well...
Nope, and nope I am afraid.
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Indeed. ಠ_ಠ
I chose the changeling one as weirder.
Though I am conflicted. The first one is weirder in a novel stuck-in-teats-seems-like-its-the-road-less-traveled path, whereas changelings brainwashing ponies seems more normal (or done before) in context even after factoring in the breeding machine factor.
But then the details of what changes they put the stallion through and what he becomes is where the weird factor comes into play, and it tipped over into getting my vote for the "weirder" story.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is one seems more novel (despite themes of vore and futa being done before) versus the brainwashing changelings shtick, but the details of the changeling story seem more disturbing and weird by comparison.
Both sound pretty normal to me. But as a product of the deepest voids of the internet I may not be the person to ask.