I've just been doing a lot of studying recently for my upcoming exams and I've only really had spare time for writing my fanfictions and whatnot. And in that regard I feel as if I owe it to you guys to be here more often. Because you guys are my friends.

My special friends...

I hate myself.

So, I've had this concept reflecting around in my head for a while, though I'm not sure if it would bring an amusing bit of closure to people or just come off as a tad mean-spirited. Basically, I've been thinking of planning a sort of mass eulogy for the best fanfics posted to the site that never got finished, either by myself or with help from other interested parties (probably the latter, if I can gather interest). Because, well, there are a bunch of excellent works that authors just couldn't

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My new story features a second OC hero. Here he his.

Name-Nightingale
Age-32
Affiliation-Unknown, links to multiple intelligence agencies across the globe
Personal info-classified
Extensive combat and fighter pilot training.
Heritage-Comanche Native American

WEAPONRY- Eclipse Nova rifle, Black Hole grenades
(The Nova rifle is a combination of Soldier-76's Assault rifle and Zarya's cannon.)

Ultimate- Superblack Vortex

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My wiafu is finally physical.

Sooooo............WWIII memes are trending. America bombed a general in Iran, and it seems we are on the brink of war. I just hope no Archdukes decide to take a drive.

All I know for sure tho, we are fucked.

Want me to post some of the best WW3 memes I can find?

Look, do me a favor, to all my followers and anyone who reads this:

Don't kill yourself today.

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is that what you call it when its displayed at the front of Fimfiction? I DONT REMEMBER BUT THATS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I COULD DIE!

well, time to go to bed XD

look at the title

Today's story features some rock-solid storytelling.

Lapidify: To See And Die
[Drama] [Horror] • 11,705 words

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I have spent most of the day working on files for Bubble's sticker business, while storms have popped in and out of the area and I tried to get some writing done. Then in the middle of it, I discovered blood when cleaning up after the dogs, which then led to the systematic examination of multiple buttholes. Which, in turn, led to the discovery of blood on Lucy's backend and sent me into straight panic mode. You don't mess around when dealing with a possible internal injury with a barely 3lbs

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EYYYYYYYYY....
Go here: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-pencil

So, I was watching a little bit about Brian Wilson. An interesting documentary/movie thing. Dude's a music genius, but I intend not to lose my mind like that.

Drugs are bad, yo. Don't do 'em.

In other news, we've got a few heavy chapters coming up in Changeling Doll: White Lie (at least the next chapter), though the chapters start to become somewhat upbeat and even more interesting after that. New chapter to be polished and published either tomorrow or Tuesday. GET HYPE! :D

Well if you're reading this, its because I'm still alive.
I'm sorry I scared you all.
I guess I kinda owe you all an apologize.
I just don't like the way my life has been going.
I should be in a mental hospital right now, but I don't want to.

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Wir sind allein zu Hause
Die Eltern sind beide aus
Wir sitzen da vorm Fernseher
Wir sind beide wider geil
Haben wenig Zeit etwas zu tun
Es tun tut uns beide gut
Flachlegen macht viel Spaß
Im süßen Verkehr Du machst mich bereit
Ich gebe Dir alles von mir
Ich in Dir und Du am Boden der Wohnungszimmer unserer Eltern
Die Zeit halt für uns auf
Alle Uhren stehen stumm
Und es fließt Dir zwischen die beiden Beinen endlich hinein.

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... or maybe not, but given your current situation, there's not much of a difference.

Frankly, I didn't expect the next episode of the Dutch anime this year, but here we are

Also, I can confirm that "En de koloniale tijd... wat de fok" is a pretty accurate description of Belgium if you ask me.

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Sorry for the long wait and delays.

And a special thanks and sorry to my editors for the glacial response times. The chapter wouldn't have been half as good without you guys, and I'm sorry I've been so busy lately.

Now I only need to try not gnawing my nails to the bone on the wait to the responses to the first update in over a year.