My wiafu is finally physical.

Sooooo............WWIII memes are trending. America bombed a general in Iran, and it seems we are on the brink of war. I just hope no Archdukes decide to take a drive.

All I know for sure tho, we are fucked.

Want me to post some of the best WW3 memes I can find?

Yeah, I'm seriously stressed. Usually, I just think about happy thoughts and stuff like "I can't get through this, I always do!" and that usually works. I'm doing that right now, and I think it's working. I think distraction is really the best medicine for stress. But not unhealthy distraction—I mean doing the things you need to do, but not thinking about doing them. Or rather, not worrying about the outcome, and instead preparing the best you possibly can. Like today, I watched Spiderman, the

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Once again, the Great and Powerful Jaxie held a flash writing contest, in which the prompt was Technically, not terrible.

He also, in the Discord chat, goaded me into writing something that was eight* chapters long, which is why this thing is what it is.

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I only just noticed Jabbie's channel is gone
I have no clue why, I'm assuming he just deleted it
This is kind of devastating though
He had some of my favourite stories on this site
One of the main authors that inspired me
I desperately wish I'd downloaded his stuff beforehand

Look, do me a favor, to all my followers and anyone who reads this:

Don't kill yourself today.

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is that what you call it when its displayed at the front of Fimfiction? I DONT REMEMBER BUT THATS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I COULD DIE!

well, time to go to bed XD

look at the title

Today's story features some rock-solid storytelling.

Lapidify: To See And Die
[Drama] [Horror] • 11,705 words

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I have spent most of the day working on files for Bubble's sticker business, while storms have popped in and out of the area and I tried to get some writing done. Then in the middle of it, I discovered blood when cleaning up after the dogs, which then led to the systematic examination of multiple buttholes. Which, in turn, led to the discovery of blood on Lucy's backend and sent me into straight panic mode. You don't mess around when dealing with a possible internal injury with a barely 3lbs

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EYYYYYYYYY....
Go here: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-pencil

So, I was watching a little bit about Brian Wilson. An interesting documentary/movie thing. Dude's a music genius, but I intend not to lose my mind like that.

Drugs are bad, yo. Don't do 'em.

In other news, we've got a few heavy chapters coming up in Changeling Doll: White Lie (at least the next chapter), though the chapters start to become somewhat upbeat and even more interesting after that. New chapter to be polished and published either tomorrow or Tuesday. GET HYPE! :D

Well if you're reading this, its because I'm still alive.
I'm sorry I scared you all.
I guess I kinda owe you all an apologize.
I just don't like the way my life has been going.
I should be in a mental hospital right now, but I don't want to.

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Wir sind allein zu Hause
Die Eltern sind beide aus
Wir sitzen da vorm Fernseher
Wir sind beide wider geil
Haben wenig Zeit etwas zu tun
Es tun tut uns beide gut
Flachlegen macht viel Spaß
Im süßen Verkehr Du machst mich bereit
Ich gebe Dir alles von mir
Ich in Dir und Du am Boden der Wohnungszimmer unserer Eltern
Die Zeit halt für uns auf
Alle Uhren stehen stumm
Und es fließt Dir zwischen die beiden Beinen endlich hinein.

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... or maybe not, but given your current situation, there's not much of a difference.

Frankly, I didn't expect the next episode of the Dutch anime this year, but here we are

Also, I can confirm that "En de koloniale tijd... wat de fok" is a pretty accurate description of Belgium if you ask me.

Sadly, neither do the authors on this site.

We're all well aware of bandwagons, and how they get annoying almost right away. Human In Equestria, Five Nights at Freddy's crossovers, Cosplayer in Equestria, something about peaches...

...and now we have a fad about writing about a character... masturbating.

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