Five minutes ago, I rushed downstairs after hearing my mom shouting my name for help. I went into the laundry room to find that our cat had brought in a little bird. We think that the cat has punctured the poor things wing, and we don;t think it will survive. However, we've wrapped it in some warm cloth and we're going to keep an eye on the little fellow. At least if it passes away it won't die alone.

Quite a sweet little bird as well. Even chirped at my mom as she held it in her hand.

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Today we have a new story, a follow up on a tale posted just about a year ago, the ever month late Lazy August makes their return in september. However, what is going with her lately? Has she got butterflies in her stomach for somepony?
Or somepony in her stomach for... butter, purposes.

Suppose You will have to find out~.

Once there was a bird ruminating,
they sat on an egg and just waiting,
For motion they heard,
then thought the bird,
Whoever's inside is just baiting...

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Afternoon, Slingers!

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Just what does this title mean? Well, some of you may have heard or seen me reference a project I've been working on lately. And some of you may have been quite curious to know what it is. Well, wait and wonder no longer. For here it is...

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IT HURTS TO WRITE IT!!!

I JUST WANT TO MAKE A FUNNY EVERY HALF A SENTENCE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

The Equine Aviary by The Poison Jackal. From the description:

The Equine Aviary
Applebloom: “Look Applejack! She’s eating right out of my hoof!”
Applejack: “So why are you doing this again?”

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrreetings everypony, and welcome back to Deconstruction is Magic, my Retrospective/Review/Analysis of every episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic ever. Today, we have another odd episode about animal rescue. It's A Bird in the hoof!l! Without wasting any more time, let's get on with the analysis! I am the Mage of Mind, reminding you, as always, that even a cheeseburger can be deconstructed to its source.

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This contains spoilers, so avoid reading this if you don't want to see it

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So we've gotten some character design reveal as well as the cast playing them, and I gotta say... I am slightly confuzzled. That and I just learned that the movie is using a new animation style called Harmony, which is supposed to be like, incredibly better then the old Flash 8 they were using to make the show with.

But here are the character designs.

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Sorry for the delay. The extra stuff took some extra time.

Last week's mess is collected. Have fun with that.

This week... aw fuck, we're back in the trenches. "Three of Me: School Society." One of my greatest enemies. Good luck.

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For those of you who don't enjoy tilting at windmills, The Unsafe Space is a very far right group on fimfiction. Several self-avowed monarchists and barely-not-fascists there. Sometimes the libertarians have good points shitting on neo-cons and neo-libs, but then will generally afterwards turn around and say something like a covid vaccine mandate is a worse threat to America than Slavery, the Civil War, WWII, etc. I and a few

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Last week's bullshit is shat. Enjoy.

This time around... hooboy. Our "whatever" slot this month honors the inclusion of Nostalgia Bear in the sacred Nintendo Fisticuffs Extravaganza. We celebrate this joyous occasion by soiling it with a Doctor Who crossover.

Because it's time for me to write an enormous blog post pretending I know what I'm talking about.

There’s a lot of bad clopfics on this site. I don’t mean that as an insult or anything, it just means there’s a lot of new writers finding their feet (and it’s not like I haven’t contributed to the mess myself). The fact, however, remains.

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Salutations, Dahlings.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Incredibles 2".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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