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And I have only three things to say:

1: Why have I never watched this show until now?

2: Mabel is my spirit animal... person.

3: My favourite episodes, before anyone asks, are The Deep End, Headhunters, Land Before Swine, The Inconveniencing, Fight Fighters, Summerween, Dreamscaperers and Gideon Rises.

Saphira
Please
Never drink again
Holy shit

Okay, normally it takes a very special FIMFic story to move me to either upvote it or downvote it. Askre and I have talked about this subject a few times outside of FIMFiction, but in the context of snap judging a story without reading it. I’ve expressed my extreme distaste for people who hit that thumb up/thumb down button based on their own bias towards the subject matter. I am sure all of us have been there…seeing some tags just push our buttons the wrong way, whether it be on the subjects

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Live-reading of this blog, by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance. My idea of a contraceptive is a fake telephone number. I date girls with glasses to look at my reflection while we fuck. I blow raspberries while eating girls out.

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Last week's spoptacular creepypasta riff is squared away. Good work.

Tonight's is here to commemorate the imminent release of Pokemon Sun and Moon (I'm getting the latter because BONEBAT FOR LIFE). Have fun with this Pokemon crossover.

Art by the incomparable Evehly

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Congrats on the resounding success of "Tree of Harmony." Going back to our favorite cliches actually brought out the best in you guys. Managed to squeeze in a few promotions.

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Previously, on The Hat Man's blog posts...

Hats: You guys want an Applejack chapter or a shipping chapter?

Readers: Applejack!

Hats: Okay.

A few Readers: And later on, more shipping! Twilight x Gadget is yummy!

Hats: Twilight x what now?

A few Readers: Doooo eeeeeet!

Hats: No! Look, you want it so bad, if one of you write a Twilight x Gadget fic, then I'll put it on my blog post, okay?

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OKAY.

LISTEN.

NO.

GET THE FUCK OUT.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

I CAN'T FEED YOU ALL!

Woo!

So, yeah, that's nice.

I'm glad people liked the story. It was a bit of a tough one for me to write.

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Good news? Well, I sure got a nice big pile of likes! We're not even twenty-four hours into this thing and it's hit 34 likes. That's pretty decent! Far short of the feature box but not bad. A Gentleman's Price didn't feature on launch either and this story outpaced that one which only managed 32 likes over 24 hours.

Look... I tried.

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Quarter through next chapter of Project Sparkle.
Going through an update of Blink with a reformatting, it's been sorely needed.
Welcome To The 'Verse is probably about halfway through its next chapter.
A few other concepts are being toyed with as my brain pukes them up. Sci-fi space-y type things.

In other news, apparently you can change your username? News to me, never knew that was a function.

Gather 'round followers. I can't remember the last time I've made one of these, so it must have been a considerable amount of time since I last made an actual update blog, I've watched too many Kalvin Garrah videos and lost track of time, or both. Anyway, I thought I should say a few things. This includes the status of Enemy of Mine and its update, some important confusion I thought I should clear up, and just general things. Find them all below the horse image.

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I'd rather drink the hooch with my friend. If she comes, she'll have to drive home and there's no way I'm letting her have a drop of alcohol. She just took a nap so she may or may not come. I'm fine with that, though. Nothing's as bad as that time I threw a birthday party and nobody came. Yes, it actually happened. It also happened another time, but it wasn't a birthday party. I'm kind of used to this shit now so it's ok.

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