What is up everyone its The One and Only Burning Tempo here, so after months of putting it off on my page is the first story ever. I haven't even started to upload but i'll publish it so you all can see what i'm dealing with. Big thanks to Mit-Boy for his art as it was the inspiration for this story. Hope you all enjoy

Hey everyone so its been a while since i uploaded Chapter 1 but the good news is that Chapter 2 will be up be fore march 1st. Again i wanna thank those who are being patient and thank you to all who added All I Want to there favorites It warms my heart. so thank you.

As I approach the weekend, it's time to give a quick update on things. By this time next week, I'll be on the road headed back to Texas. I'm moving for the fourth time in four years (a fact that aggravates me more than almost anything else), which of course means I will not be available until I find a place to stay. To that end, I'm saving most of my current projects - FMP, Switcharootaloo, and Locals - to my Drive folders so I can at least study them while in the passenger seat.

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Addendum: After much thought, and consultation with fans, I have submitted to taking the lyrics that precipitated this message down after finding a workaround that somewhat addressed my concerns. However, I am leaving this blog up as it still encapsulates my feelings on this matter, and addresses what I believe is something we fanfiction writers should address. In addition I still encourage people to write the moderators and ask that they consider modifying the rules in a manner that will help

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I continued updating my userscript today. With some help of Sollace, I could bring back the old logo of FIMFiction.net!

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I went into My Little Pony: The Movie today with the expectation that it would just be "a'ight". It was so much more than just a'ight.

Go see it if you can. This movie needs (and deserves) all the support we can give it!

Also we may have a new contender for the title of Best Pony

Next Week's Episode Was Put On Daily Motion

Amazon ended up releasing the new episode of season seven (season 7 episode 18) by accident. Someone uploaded it onto DailyMotion. If you search for it on DailyMotion, you will find it.

The episode has Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Daring Do. It goes into one of the legends from Equestria's past and it is awesome! I totally recommend checking it out if you can.

My Names For The Characters In MLP: FIM

This is a list of what I low-key call the characters in MLP: FIM and will probably incorporate into some fan fictions at some point down the road.

Some of these were borrowed from my mom, because they were too funny to pass up.

Anywayz! Here they are.

Commander Thunder Ass (Commander Tempest)
Sparkle Butt (Twilight Sparkle)
Communist Jane (Starlight Glimmer)
Bacon Bits (Sunset Shimmer)

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Let's start our 'UniqueSKD Sings Badly!' series with a song to get you decorating your houses with tinsel, baubles, stockings, and blood splatter from the wounds in your head left behind by the shotguns you used to escape the dreadful sound you're about to hear.

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EDIT; I am no longer going to do this song anymore. Maybe in the future, but not for some time yet.

Hey there, Cock Sucker
Hi, Nut Buster!
Wanna fuck a brony?
Sure!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind
Stick it in my mouth
Until the jizz comes out
Pony prostitution
Lonely brony solution
She's Cock Sucker; you can fuck her!

I'm a pony whore
Always wanting more
Frontal or behind
I really don't mind

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Not posted anything today so here is something random...

Go on give it a try.

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Full Name: Noah "Gideon" Rice
Future Career: Welder/ Entertainer
Birthday: 07/26/1995
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Height: 6'0"
Favorite Colors: Blue/Black/Neon Green/Purple/Pink
Girl BestFriends: Flashlight4everUK.
Boy Bestfriend: Ryuku the Creative and Lord of Nothing
In Love?: Not Yet.
Want Kids?: Yes
If, So How Many? 1-2
SnapChat: Yes
Zodiac Sign?: Leo
Last kiss? Late 2012
Last Hug? Early 2013
Last person i texted?: Lord of Nothing.

Aren't you somethin' to admire?
'Cause your shine is somethin' like a mirror
And I can't help but notice
You reflect in this heart of mine
If you ever feel alone and
The glare makes me hard to find
Just know that I'm always parallel on the other side

'Cause with your hand in my hand and a pocket full of soul
I can tell you there's no place we couldn't go
Just put your hand on the glass
I'll be tryin' to pull you through
You just gotta be strong

'Cause I don't wanna lose you now

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Ok so for the past few months I've been having these dreams were everything is normal except for my phone. The dreams always consist of my ex of 6 years texting me or messaging me on kik. Niw normally the response would be. "Oh its just me having dremas about her cause I miss her." However its deeper then that well despite it lasting six years it was six years of emtional anguish and hell. Many of you saw my blog post "Perfect Rage". This very angry mean song was about her and the emtional pain

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Hey there peeps!

-Working on a Sequel to The Mayor's Assistant. Which is bound to be utterly terrible and do worse than the original... Because that's how sequels work and I'm pretty sure I just got unreasonably lucky with how well the first one was received.

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Click Here To See Them! Hope They're Good Enough!

That's right, folks, after today there will be no more Monday Review blogs. No, I'm not quitting the reviews, I'm just moving them to Thursdays. Why Thursdays? Because they're my easiest workday of the week and thus make the perfect day to do these things, plus it spreads out my blogs through the week so my activity seems more... err... active? And yes, that does mean we'll be seeing two review blogs this week. Nifty, huh?

We've got a mixed bag today. Let's get started, shall we?

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Ok so update. My Rarity Clopfic will be postponed for a day due to me having friends over and playing Cards Against Humanity while getting shitfaced. So I will upload a small blog story tomorrow but I will be severly hung over abd will not be writting. This is the first time in months that I've had a game night so this will be could to relive tension and hopefully increase my writting drive...also Alcohol is one if my greates writing side next to soft Jazz, and hot tea. So ya story will be

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