My Names For The Characters In MLP: FIM · 8:17pm Sep 6th, 2017

My Names For The Characters In MLP: FIM

This is a list of what I low-key call the characters in MLP: FIM and will probably incorporate into some fan fictions at some point down the road.

Some of these were borrowed from my mom, because they were too funny to pass up.

Anywayz! Here they are.

Commander Thunder Ass (Commander Tempest)
Sparkle Butt (Twilight Sparkle)
Communist Jane (Starlight Glimmer)
Bacon Bits (Sunset Shimmer)
Little Piggy (Pinky Pie, my Mom's name for her)
Buttershy (there's actually fan art of this. :L)
Rainbow Rump (Rainbow Dash)
AppleSmack (Applejack)
Classy Marshmallow (Rarity)
Mr. Yes Pony (Big Macintosh)
Dragon Breath (Spike)
Chibi Apple (Apple Bloom)
Mini Marshmallow (Sweetie Belle)
Orange Chicken (Scootaloo, my mom's name for her :L)
Snaky Poo (Discord)
Princess Rainbow Mane (Princess Celestia)
Princess Moody Pants (Princess Luna)
Prince Snobby Snot (Prince Blueblood)
Trixie Puff (The Great and Powerful Trixie)
Princess Love Connection (Princess Cadance)
Prince Shields and Stuff (Shining Armor)
Demolition Baby (Flurry Heart)
King Bug Butt (King Thorax)
Prince Loud Mouth (Prince Pharynx)
Aged Moldy Apple (Granny Smith)
Old Wrinkly Pear (Grand Pear)
Dragon Lord Ram Head (Dragon Lord Ember)
Prince Mood Swing (Prince Rutherford)
The Rock Doctor/ Rockter Pie (Maud Pie)
Muscle Horse (Bulk Biceps)
Bubble Head (Derpy Hooves AKA Muffins)
Mr. Science (Doctor Hooves or The Doctor)
DJ Edge (Vinyl Scratch AKA DJ Pon-3)
Stuffy Melody (Octavia Melody)
Bench Diva (Lyra Heartstrings)
Agent Candy Ass (Bon Bon AKA Sweetie Drops)
Berry Drunk (Berry Punch or Berryshine)
Carrot Head (Carrot Top or Golden Harvest)
Toothpaste Mane (Colgate or Minuette)
Ditsy Lemon (Lemon Hearts)
Twinkle Yutz (Twinkleshine)
Nerdy Mooner (Moon Dancer)
Cranky Pants (Cranky Doodle Donkey)
Sweet Honey Ass (Matilda)
Scroll Bitch (Mayor Mare)
Daring Doodle (Daring Do)
Mrs. Hippo Thighs (Mrs. Cake)
Mr. Flabby Thighs (Mr. Cake)
Flappy Cake (Pound Cake)
Whiny Cake (Pumpkin Cake)
Photo Poof (Photo Finish)
Hoity Mullet (Hoity Toity)
Nurse First Aid (Nurse RedHeart)
Bath Bitch (Lotus Blossom, Spa Pony)
Steam Pony (Aloe, Spa Pony)
Rockin' Abbs (Iron Will)
Rosey Posey (Roseluck or Rose)
Lily Livered (Lily Valley)
Lazy Daisy (Daisy)
Smooth Blues (Noteworthy)
Melty Mane (Caramel)
Lucky Bastard (Lucky Clover)
Manic Planner (Amethyst Star)
Cheery Deary (Cherliee)
Flower Power (Blossomforth)
Spitty McFly (Spitfire)
Sore Ass (Soarin)
Athlete's Hoof (Fleetfoot)
Thunder Down Under (Thunderlane)
Fast Crap (Fast Clip)
Whippit Good (Whiplash)
Head In Clouds (Cloud Kicker)
Starry-Eyes (Star Hunter)
Rump Roast (Wild Fire)
Liqueur Chaser (Cloudchaser)
Bee Stinger (Sky Stinger)
Vapor Fart (Vapor Trail)
Queen Beetle Wings (Queen Chrysalis)
King Stoner Eyes (King Sombra)
Angry Mooner (Nightmare Moon)
Hot Tamale (Daybreaker)
Doctor Boom Boom (Dr. Caballeron)
Lord Smash and Bash (Lord Tirek)
Evil Sky Booger (The Tantabus)
Monkey Butt (Ahuizotl)
Noodle Mane (Mane-iac)
Stranger Danger (Chimera)
One-Eyed Monster (Arimaspi)
Wind Breaker (Wind Rider)
Puffy Head (Svengallop)
Chubby Bunny (Gladmane)
Bitey Claws (Garble)
Flimsy Deal (Flim)
Flabby Deal (Flam)
Stormy Horsies or Stormy Horsey (Windigos)
Gooey Snot Monster (The Smooze)
Splinter Paws or Splinter Paw (Timberwolves)
Señor Snippy (Snips)
Snail Tail (Snails)
Chicken Lizard (Cockatrice)
Mean Zappers or Mean Zap (Shadowbolts)
Stinky Tails or Stinky Tail (Diamond Dogs)
Rock Maggots or Rock Maggot (Quarray Eels)
Flying Ass Buzzer (Bugbear)
Gluttonous Wingers (Parasprites)
Nerd Turd (Sunburst)
Flapping Zapper (Lightning Dust)
Crackhead (Crackle the Dragon)
Way Too Rich (Filthy Rich)
Rich Bitch (Spoiled Rich)
Mini Rich (Diamond Tiara)
Slick Rick (Randolph)
Wealthy Spooner (Silver Spoon)
Hammy McHammersten (Coriander Cumin)
Spicy Sistah (Saffron Masala)
Big Macker (Bright Mac, Applejack's Dad)
Butter Butt (Pear Butter, Applejack's Mom)
Oldie Locks (Goldie Delicious)
Seedy Moo (Babs Seed, Applejack's Cousin)
Feisty Citrus (Aunt Orange, Applejack's Aunt)
Sour Pucker (Uncle Orange, Applejack's Uncle)
Charred Bunz (Burnt Oak. Bright Mac's Friend)
Cloud Hoarder (Mr. Shy, Fluttershy's Dad)
Gardening Gal (Mrs. Shy, Fluttershy's Mom)
Smooth as Shit (Zephyr Breeze, Fluttershy's Brother)
Amish Rocker (Igneous Rock Pie, Pinkie Pie's Dad)
Amish Stoner (Cloudy Quartz, Pinkie Pie's Mom)
Bossy Bunz (Limestone Pie, Pinkie Pie's Sister)
Timid Ditz (Marble Pie, Pinkie Pie's Younger Twin)
Hot Head (Bow Hothoof, Rainbow Dash's Dad)
Windy Gas (Windy Whistles, Rainbow Dash's Mom)
Flabby Flank (Hondo Flanks, Rarity's Dad)
Beehive June (Cookie Crumbles, Rarity's Mom)
Cheap Velvet (Twilight Velvet Twilight, Sparkle's Mom)
Papa Lava Lamp (Night Light, Twilight Sparkle's Dad)
Stormy Belch (Stormy Flare, Spitfire's Mom)
Yikes Stripes Gum (Zecora)
Grandpa Grungy Feathers (Grandpa Gruff)
Grizzly Scarfer (Greta)
Tsunderella (Gilda)
Sugar High (Gabby)
Coco Puff (Coco Pommel or Miss Pommel)
Cherry Pop (Cherry Jubilee)
Shiny Bunz (Coloratura)
Tone-Deaf Tanya (Songbird Serenade)
Snobby Screecher (Sapphire Shores)
Doctor Doolittle (Dr. Fauna)
Doctor Hoarse (Doctor Horse)
Curly Carrot (Doc Top)
Nurse Frostbite (Nurse Snowheart)
Fancy Schmancy (Fancy Pants)
Model Groupie (Fleur Dis Lee)
Easily Amused (Fashion Plate)
Stuck-up Jetter (Jet Set)
Crusty Teeth (Upper Crust)
Ms. Harsh Reality (Ms. Harshwhinny)
Veggie Spears (Spearhead, Shining Armor's Friend)
Button Butt (Suri Polomare)
Too Many Beads (Torch Song)
Manic Tapper (Toe-Tapper)
Sparkly Swinger (Trapeze Star)
Chiseled Features (Trainer 1 or Roar Horn)
High Cheekbones (Trainer 2 or Sprigfield)
Miss Dreads (Tree Hugger)
Papa Bumpkin (Big Daddy McColt)
Mama Redneck (Ma Hooffield)
Booty Express (Conductor)
Mr. Sideburns (Braeburn)
Cheesy Peasy (Cheese Sandwich)
Snowy Surfer Dude (Double Diamond)
Tough Winger (Night Glider)
Creepy Smiles (Party Favor)
Sugar Tits (Sugar Belle)
Fuck Boi (Feather Bangs)
Four Eyes (Gizmo)
Old Ass Clodhopper (Grub Hooffield)
Ancient Ass Hick (Piles McColt)
Uncle Whoopass (Mr. Stripes)
Spoons R Us (Plaid Stripes)
Whiny Fanboy (Quibble Pants)
Sheriff Sidewalk (Sheriff Silverstar)
Fickle Keyster (Fetter Keys, Senior Appleloosa Deputy)
Whirly Spurs (Star Spur, Appleloosa Deputy)
Thor Pony (Rockhoof)
Perseus Pony (Flash Magnus)
Commander Chicken Pants (Commander Ironhead)
Egyptian Winger (Somnambula)
Misty Burble (Mistmane)
Empress Doom (Sable Spirit)
Wrinkly Hood Rat (The Olden Pony)
Hoofer Poof (Hoofdini)
Guardy Boo (Flash Sentry)
Floofy Goof (Starstreak)
Gothic Gal (Inky Rose)
Salty Knitter (Lily Lace)
All Dat Sass (Sassy Saddles)
Releasing Steam (Train Conductor AKA Steamer)
Cotton Ball Joe (Fluffy Clouds)
Double Trouble (Trouble Shoes)
Pop and Twist (Twisty Pop)
Bosom Buddy (Blossomforth)
Netter (Hoops)
Epic Sax Pony (Bluenote)
Puppet Master (Claude)
Donut Hole (Joe or Donut Joe)
Hornless Wonder (Tempest Shadow)
Hipster Henry (Trenderhoof)
Prune Face (Zesty Gourmand)
Statues R Us (Chipcutter)
Lime In Da Coconut (Coconut Cream)
Paperweight (Featherweight)
Little Squeaker (Pipsqueak)
Mumble (Rumble)
Tender Thighs (Tender Taps)
Game Addict Anonymous (Button Mash)
Burger Butt (Gallop J. Fry)
Paint By Number (Toola Roola)
Twister (Twist)
Zip Yo Lip (Zipporwhill)
Flying Hick (Hayseed Turnip Truck)
Monday Mooner (Mane Moon)
Stark Burp (Starburst)
Sassy Flasher (Sassaflash)
Warm Fart (Warm Front)
Shoot the Shit (Shooting Star)
Popped Cherry (Cheery Berry)
Saddle Gal (Saddle Arabia Mare or Amira)
Reign It In (Saddle Arabia Stallion or Haakim)
Bearded Wonder (Duke of Maretonia)
Fancy Headdress (Duchess of Maretonia)
Shake It Up (Hyped-Up Dancer or Azure Velour)
Move To The Groove (Athletic Dancer or Flashdancer)
Wiggle That Middle (Ecstatic Dancer or Pacific Glow)
Crackpot Dealer (Cratus, Ancient Beast Dealer)
Screws R loose (Screwball)
Screwed To Sunday (Screwy)
Greasy Gem (Emerald Green)
Meager Singer (Meadow Song)
Packing It (Parcel Post)
Dead Red (Cayenne, Canterlot Trendsetter)
Petty Pointer (North Point, Canterlot Trendsetter)
Blushing Betty (Citrus Blush, Canterlot Trendsetter)
Sunny D (Sunshine Smiles)
Moonlighter (Moonlight Raven)
Soft Ass Pretzel (Pretzel)
Swirly Whirl (Sea Swirl)
Biscuit Butt (Sweet Biscuit)
Flubber Bunz (Incidental Pony)
Mild Hot Sauce (Mulia Mild)
Easy Breezy (Seabreeze)
Snazzy Sea Snake (Steven Magnet)
Little Strong Fart (Little Strongheart)
Chief Thunder Thighs (Chief Thunderhooves)
Baked Glyder (Gustave le Grand)
Score Pen (Scorpan)
Tetchy Scales (Torch)
Senior Jalapeno (Senior Huevos, Sock Puppet)
Always Blazed (Aria Blaze, Siren)
Silly Duck (Sonata Dusk, Siren)
Angry Dabber (Adagio Dazzle, Siren)
Keeping It Real (Kevin, Changeling)
Jojo Potato (Daisy Jo, Cow)
Miss Moo Moo (Mooriella, Cow)
More Cowbell (Bessie, Cow)
Stretchy Stan (Clementine, Giraffe)
Fetchy (Fido, Diamond Dog)
Rolly (Rover, Diamond Dog)
Spotty (Spot, Diamon Dog)
Feather Bunz (Stratus Skyranger, Hippogriff)
Leave it to Cleaver (Cletus, Mule)
Growly Paws (Manny Roar, Manticore)
Space Bear (Ursa Major)
Mini Space Bear (Ursa Minor)
Twinkly Snowcone (Snowbutt McTwinkles, Yeti)