It's no secret that I've not been able to throw words at my follow base recently. Or certainty not anything that wasn't already pre-written months in advance. While this is tough, I'm looking forward to summer and diving back into all my languishing projects, of which there have been more than I would like to admit lately. What I have also been overdue on are a few blog posts. I have art that I have been meaning to show off, but this isn't that blog. Not quite yet. I've still been doing small

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I just stumbled across this picture on Derpibooru and oh no, it all fits.

(Going by the arrangement of the original, yes, that's Wanda on the left and Cosmo on the right. Making Tirek the competent straight man/competent straight man, Chrysalis the overpowered idiot/magical wildcard and Cozy the useless kid with delusions of grandeur/precocious kid idea guy (with delusions of grandeur).)

Boo...

ALLRIGHT!

ok so im officially back from vacation!
feel free to PM me, chat, comment, whatever

i know a few of you requested some art but i dont really remember what, so if u could send me a PM with "art request" as the subject/ title, that'd be great

anyways I what did you guys do for the holidays?[b

"Thank you!" Spike held the flowers close. "Seriously, thank you! Now I just gotta get these to Roseluck!" He waved as he darted away. "Thanks again!"

Rumble nudged Thunderlane as Spike ran off. "Think we should tell him he looks like he got into a fight with a rainbow pixie and lost?"

Thunderlane shook his head. "Just let him have this one, little bro. Just let him have this one."

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Hello there.

It's been ages since I've written something relevant for this site that was longer than a throwaway of 1000 words while on a plane, train, or bus, so I figured today would be the best day to talk about the best thing that has happened to me in my life.

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OKAY SO I FOUND THE PERFECT ART FOR AN OLD THING

To me that's kinda a big deal. Some of my stories are hard to find art for. Others get inspired by picture and are really fucking easy.

Fever Dreams was one of the few stories I had a harder time finding the right picture for. I always like the art to be relevant to the story in some way, because a) I like art b) I'm decently pretentious c) misleading art sucks and so forth.

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Armin stops by a special floor in Technomancer Industries to do some thinking. Meanwhile, it appears he and Pinkie are being watched...

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/333408/equus-metamorphosis

Story Description:

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If you've read the latest interview from the Royal Canterlot Library, then you already know a bit about the story I'll be talking about. But what you might not know is that before I had a FimFiction account, I liked to read stories on the site still, and was fairly familiar with a few things and locating the Good Shit. This was a bit before I started writing, and the beginnings of the

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Some days, I just sit down and go through a bunch of stories from the Royal Guard queue in the hopes of finding something to approve for our next post, often reading many stories I would never have read otherwise, or something I have put off reading for a long time, in hopes of finding a gem. Wednesday was one of those days.

Today’s stories:

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'allo Fimfic, yesterday was Homestuck Day! Happy Homestuck Day to all the Vriska Stans in the audience!

But also; it was my birthday.

I would have posted yesterday, but I've been in a daze for the last two days because yesterday was also the day I got my second vaccination shot.

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Hello, my lovely readers. Just a quick update, yes, I know it's been a while since the last update, it is still being worked on, but there have been some things getting in the way. Nothing I can be specific about, but just please rest assured that more is still coming, it's just going to take a while, and I wanted to let you all know so you had something to go on. That said, there is going to be a special surprise relating to Phoenix that will hopefully show itself relatively

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.......... my mornings are hell and sore.

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I've been a mess for six months due to illness. No COVID-19 symptoms (yet), but I teach, so things are nuts.

Hay there, beautif—OH BUCKING TARTARUS THAT NEEDLE IS ENORMOUS

Let's talk recovery and wolf plans.

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JINGLEMAS IS BACK, dudes.

Follow the link, sign up, get prepped and get hype for more holiday shenanigans. This year it's being run by someone far more competent than I am, which means shit's gonna be bigger and better than ever before.

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*I sit in front of a big, fancy chair in the middle of a big fancy old room while in front of a fire place while wearing red robes and smoking a pipe*

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My broken wrist is almost healed, but I just broke another rib by coughing. I'm OCD with allergies, constant cough and clearing throat. Popcorn shell in throat led to coughing fit, rib break.

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I'd pay a lot for a tool to search and replace all "Anon" on Fimfiction with any name. Thousands of awful stories would suddenly be readable!