FULL CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT AND RULES HERE: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/217156/portal-transformations/thread/529551/portal-transformations-contest-announcement-and-rules

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The most up to date version of this contest's rules is at https://www.fimfiction.net/group/217156/portal-transformations/thread/529551/portal-transformations-contest-announcement-and-rules. Please ask your questions there.

Welcome to the Contest

"When Spike goes through the Mirror Portal from Equestria to CHS, he turns into a dog. What does X turn into when X goes through the Mirror Portal (or a similar portal)? You can pick X and the direction."

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(WARNING - CONTAINS SPOILERS. IF YOU HAVE NOT READ FROZEN SHADOWS, PART ONE, DO THAT FIRST, THEN COME BACK AND READ THIS!)

(This is where I geek out about my own story, quote parts and tell you what part of my demented brain they came from.)

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Just pretend this isn't over a lava river or something

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So yeah. This "describe yourself with three characters" thing. I finally came up with something, so to be lazy I'm just going to share the screen cap.

So, fun fact, I've watched Nomadland recently.

Okay, I lied, it's not really fun. Still a fact that I've watched it though, so that's not a complete lie. I don't think I could lie to anyone completely if I tried, and believe me, I tried.

It's actually what makes me a great liar, in fact—you slip in just the tiniest bit of the truth, your verisimilitudinous OxyContin, then everyone will believe everything you say, hook, line and sinker.

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so clean the slate is underway, and i have some pretty cool things planned for it. i'm not quite sure where i plan on going once that's finished, but that seems like a mile away yet, despite the dumb ideas floating around in my head. regardless, i hope any new followers (and followers from four years back, i'm looking at you, ragecake) enjoy themselves reading what i churn in my stomach before happily spreading on this website.

thanks a bunch!

[10:43:30 PM] Kohl: it jsut puts it all in one place thats really easy
[10:43:37 PM] Kohl: omg i should draw them all meeting each other
[10:43:46 PM] Chaotic Noote: kohl please
[10:43:51 PM] Chaotic Noote: whyyyy
[10:44:18 PM] Chaotic Noote: honestly that'd be a fan fiction i'll write if you ever draw that

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I'll grant this is a departure from the topic I originally make these for, but this particular kind of story is still relevant to it when you think about it.

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For now, Sweetsong can fly along the coast; if she goes far enough south she’ll find another harbor that has rail lines, or she could go north all the way to Vancouver Island and find a train there. It won’t get her off the island, though. Or she could put aside the train-jumping for a while and become a beach bum . . . there are plenty of options open to her.

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I normally announce new stories with a good old fashioned blog post, and I neglected to this time. No longer. We must maintain the traditions of old.

For all of those who missed the debut... Behold!

The Heart's Promise

The age of ponies is over.

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The reference shall be explained, don't worry. Anyway! Finally got a chapter out and managed to finish an entire scene for the following one, so I'm feeling pretty good and in a mood to take stock. 

Also, yeah, probably procrastinating, but procrastinating with a purpose, namely laying out what sorts of stories are rattling around in the old noodle.  

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Sigh... I feel like a complete failure.

It was about four and a half years ago I said I was going to get back into writing, the next chapters of With Rainbow Hair and My Little Destiny were on the way, and I was going to finally finish Sibling Rivalry and get started on its sequel, Tales of Faust, which focuses mainly on Scootaloo and her new vocation.

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How many popular Bronies do you know who annoy you a lot?

Don't be afraid to speak up. Nobody scold the other person if they say anything about your fave Brony. This is just opinions, not literal debate.

And before you say it, I've already crossed myself off the list. Better luck next time, Rotorix! (damn your sexy avatar, you lucky f**ker!) But seriously, if I piss anyone off, say so. I can take criticism, bitches. :)

How mobile doesn't show you any of the cool shit you do on your page anymore?
And the fact that just because you removed comments on desktop doesn't mean you won't get comments from those on mobile
Like fak

This one is… interesting. And unexpected. I had no idea this existed until Polychromatic sent me a rundown of all of the material, but here we are. Let’s see what this entails.

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