herpes halloweiner · 5:39pm Oct 31st, 2014
Twilight Sparkle presents a series of lectures on how to instantly get featured.
So yeah! I'm still here. I've commented on stuff and things. I've just been excruciatingly busy with schoolwork and theatre work, and it's just eaten up such a huge amount of my time that I've been really either unable to write or completely spent away from writing.
But none of ya'll care about that shit. Ya'll want candy and boobies. Or maybe candy boobies. Or candied boobs. Boobs coated in breast-milk chocolate! With creamy booby center! Boobs boobity boobs.
What are you going for as Halloween? A zombie? A slutty kitten? A slutty zombie kitten? A slut? That's what you are, parasprite, don't deny it. Don't even need a costume.
Regardless! Have a safe and happy Halloween! Take candy from houses, not from fat bearded men in old white Dodge vans! Don't make fun of other people's costumes! Wear a paper bag over your head if there's nothing else around! Do something productive! Read a book!
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I'm not dressing myself up since I'm simply handing out candy but I already got the costumes on the pups.
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Possum is the dog from Frankenweenie
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Unf.
Also Jesus Christ that Twilight's gonna have some major back problems.
I'm going as Bellatrix Lestrange. I got a teasing brush and everything.
going as jesus from big leboski
I'm going dressed as an asshole. I don't even need a costume!
2566468 Remind me not to fuck with you.
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