CRYING CRYSTAL TEARS RIGHT NOW

So I was playing NFS underground and got the car going downhill at a rate of speed that was already very impressive and usually unattainable which is when I broke physics. I missed a turn at the bottom of a hill slamming straight into a curb at about 300 MPH to be vertically launched like the space shuttle hundreds of miles into the sky instantaneously where I was treated to a grand view as I was given a slow circling tour of the entire region until finally slamming into the road at three

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Holiday stuff right after that move slowed me down a whole lot. In the meantime I thought I would point out that I have been playing that Gameloft MLP game just when idling, I don't spend money on such things. Here is what just happened: I saved up enough gems to get Sweetie Belle. I got her, and then my game went completely crazy. When I clicked to get her the screen shook like mad and she fell out of the sky in a balloon, then sweet apple acres which I had mostly cleared closed ALL the areas

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Fan-lestia new best cute Celestia!

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There was always something about these two...

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Dream 1: I was in a car I think, and this guy was like talk-singing to me. The part I remember most though was him singing 'Aaand I just realiiized youve been a broneeee all this time!' I woke up.

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Hey, would you look at that... It's not a Fallout: Equestria related thing or a mature fic this time! For anyone who is interested you can find the new story blow, plus some descriptions!

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Just a little something I thought I’d share with you. You all just know this was inspired by Castle Sweet Castle, one of my favorite episodes of Season 5. And a big high-hoof to Scribbler for the voices!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccSPVc75Hg

Before I show you guys the stuff I’ve got in store for ya, I’d like to say...that I’ve been acknowledging the fact that I was going to be reaching my 260th blog post every time I looked at the posts that represented the numbers before it. And so, I wanted to use this post to show this video below to celebrate reaching 260, as well as the fact that I’ve recently got up to 110 followers!

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Alright everypony! April 1st is just 3 weeks away, which means it's time to get started with the yearly push to flood the site with absurdity for April Fools Day!

You can do your part!

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thanks for waiting, y'all.

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Today, I'm gonna be showing you guys another video that I find to be absolutely hilarious. And this sketch not only stars Carol Burnett, but also...another person that I believe to be one of the greatest comedians of all time: Robin Williams

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UPDATE: NOW IS THE TIME, THE TIME IS NOW! GO MY MINIONS!! GO GO GO!! STORM THE BASTILE!!!! COMMENCE THE BRILLIANT ACTION!!1!11!!!1!!1!
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Parodypasta: The League of Creepypasta Supervillains

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: In every major city in the world there is an old abandoned warehouse that is home to the local League of Creepypasta Supervillains. Join the story's antiheroes as they attend the annual League evaluation and comedy ensues.

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Here we are. Unlucky chapter thirteen. First thing in the morning, Theresa decides that she’s going to raise fifty-six water columns at the North Pole. She calls upon everyone in the house to gather around and watch the show that’s being broadcast on TV. She even calls in the family that is hosting her, who is so unimportant that they haven’t shown up between now and since they were introduced to the story. They’re so superfluous that Theresa doesn’t even want them as part of her planetwide

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After so very long, Theresa is finally going home to America, but not before tipping the butler ten million dollars (Scarecrow, I think I’ll miss you most of all). She and Steve hustle their way through the airport, Theresa keeping up her Karen act as she ignores all of the people who are praising her as she passes by them. She says that if they don’t like it, that’s too bad.

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We’re doing things a bit differently this week. Since this series of analyses can be done by Friday, we’re getting one chapter a day now, until the end of this literary travesty. Everyone ready? Let’s go.

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This chapter opens with Theresa crying about the unfairness of the position that she’s in. Truthfully, she should be crying about how her own brashness and stupidity led to her being in the position that she’s in. She’s in a situation where no matter what she does, people will die. However, Theresa seems to fixate much more on how people will stop loving her no matter the outcome. We already know that she’s a callous, unfeeling, self-centered, myopic woman-child. We just never knew how much of

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