Half a decade now. Five years ago, I made an account here on Fimfiction to indulge in reading horsewords and trying a feeble attempt at writing them.

Now it's become quite the opposite. Here to write and feebly attempt to read.

My, how things have changed. Below the break, find one of the two times of the year where I freely talk about what I accomplish when I'm not being lazy. I've learned and discovered so mush in these years, it's hard to imagine sometimes.

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In the dark, dark, dark
Can't see
In the dark, dark, dark
Can you see me?

In the dark, dark, dark
Hear something
In the dark, dark, dark
Something's coming

In the dark, dark, dark
A light
In the dark, dark, dark
It's so bright

Not so dark, dark, dark
Take your hand
Not so dark, dark, dark
Helping me stand

No longer dark, dark, dark
See your face
No longer dark, dark, dark
Your beautiful face

No longer dark, dark, dark
Dare to try

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And that's saying something, mind you?

EPressed for Time

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Adventure
• Comedy

Vinyl and Octavia need to hug for eight hours – or the building explodes.

• DJ P0N-3
• Octavia

Aragon · 90k words  ·  295  16 · 4.2k views

Check the wordcount! I just posted 90k words on this website in one go. Nine chapters. Whodaman.

Yeah, been working on this for a year. Honestly, fuck releasing on a schedule, right? I dislike having incomplete stories I gotta update like, every two days or some shit. Huge pain in the ass, and a lot of readers dislike reading Incomplete-tagged stories. Me included!

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This is a filler blog, hi. Not dead yet. I caught my flight and so on, didn't crash, barely broke my arm fighting the flight attendant, etc.

So, I'm going to do another big fuck-off bronycon dramatization roundup blog thing soon, but I'm currently in Budapest, partially because the name is similar to "Barcelona", I am not very good at reading, and -- as I just said -- I got into a pretty big fight with a flight attendant back there at the Baltimore airport.

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Today's Valentine's Day! To celebrate, I had originally planned to release a relevant fic today. However, after taking a large change in approach to said fic and now in the process of rewriting it, it's obviously not going to be ready in time. But considering that my past two fics, both posted earlier in the month, also feature that romance tag, I'm not too especially worked up about it.

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like i can't even remember what i was dreaming about i just woke up with my heart racing

so i read til like 7:30 and then tried to sleep til i needed to get up and do school

You like hurt/comfort? Harsh realities? Snow's writing?
Welp, I might or might not have published a lil' story

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Merry Christmas, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 1st installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "I Can Only Imagine". The biographical film from 2018, to be precise.

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WELP
Ain't that nice.
So, uh, I guess this can also be an 'ask me anything' blog maybe?
Yeah, yeah sure. Ask me anything~

It has been a particularly rough week for the Bugsydor. I won't bother you with the details (unless you ask me to, and my response would likely be in PM form), but I will give you a brief summary: The cops were at my place, I was neither a suspect nor a victim, some utterly unconnected things also sucked, and I was a nervous wreck for a few days as a result of all that. However, between the magic of friendship and the passing of time – along with a brief chat with a bishop – I'm feeling much

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There's a reason why I sounded like I didn't give a damn about audio quality.

It's because I didn't give a damn about audio quality.

Send me a real microphone if you don't like the sound of my audio, and maybe the UniqueSKD channel will slightly improve a little bit.

It was so much fun! We went to Starbucks to talk shit and then I ran into a guy from Jesus camp. Then we talked more shit at my house and it was really chill.

There's no fucking way to preface this in a dignified way, so screw it. I'm being upfront.

I lost a fight against a streetlight last week.

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I'm so sick of it, guys.

I'm so sick of hearing about this episode. Almost a week has passed and I'm still having the words 'The writers hate us!' blasted into my eyes every time I open up my feed.

Look...

Maybe you didn't like the episode. That's fine, my problem isn't in whether you like the episode or not, it's in how you choose to express your opinion.

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The real MLP movie. I don't care how much Syeekoh thinks Adagio's hips don't lie, Equestria Girls is never going to be a good movie series to me.

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I know it hasn't quite been a year since I published the story yet, but then again Twilight has been working on getting Rarity's attention for some time before that already, hasn't she? Either way, I've already put this post off way too long, so let's do this.

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Okay, so before anyone says anything yes, I know I missed the February update and basically did f&*k all that month but in my defense work was kicking my flank so hard that month that I barely remember most of it other than endless pizza deliveries and rolling around in tip money. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you, but still...

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This seemed a little blank so instead of having an empty blog thing forever I'm just gonna show off some art I made for Shadow of a Doubt.

https://web.archive.org/web/20160722063329/https://www.fimfiction.net/user/darf

Ladies and Gentlemen, darf is back from his very short hiatus and has done three things on the site that speak for themselves.

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