Black chai tea. October 21, 2017.

So Starbucks has a new limited time drink called the zombie. I managed to get one as I had no idea it even existed until I was at Safeway and saw the ad for it. So I got it and... It's not bad! If you can get it without everyone going nuts go for it!

Starbucks is dealing!?!SNORT

All credit to PixelKitties on DA for this special effort!

I don’t know who’s awake and whose in school right now, and I don’t know if whoever is in school now will be asleep when I wake up so here’s something for any sideof the world you guys are on.

It’s a chill livestream. Trust me, that gif is relaxing.

Goodnight

What is some of the craziest orders from Starbucks that you've heard of?

Anyway…it took me longer than I expected to complete my first round of edits. I guess it shouldn’t surprise me. I know editing takes longer.

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Let me tell y'all a quick story.

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Starbucks says that this is the Unicorn Frappucino. The largest size contains seventy-nine grams of sugar, about as much as a pint of Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk.

Starbucks can claim what it wants in terms of ingredients. My money's on actual pony blood. Specifically party pony blood.

Well, I had a good run.

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I walked home (with my hands full, as you do) and I popped the lid off and nearly soaked myself, but I did get around to giving it a sip, and...

You did alright, Starbucks. Not your best work, seeing as it could have a little bit more flavour to it, as I'm very aware I'm drinking milky, cookie-ish-flavoured ice, but I much prefer a stronger taste to where it's like I'm actually eating a cookie with some cold milk. Other than that, it ain't too bad, I must say.

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Well, we've reached the end of the week, and so here's the promised ginormous blog post that covers ALL THE THINGS.

Episode screencap

It's probably going to be super-long, 'cause six stories. Also I can't tag them all, so I guess I'll just have to tag one.

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It was so much fun! We went to Starbucks to talk shit and then I ran into a guy from Jesus camp. Then we talked more shit at my house and it was really chill.