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Aug
6th
2019

Bronycon Blogs Coming Soon · 8:52am Aug 6th, 2019

This is a filler blog, hi. Not dead yet. I caught my flight and so on, didn't crash, barely broke my arm fighting the flight attendant, etc.

So, I'm going to do another big fuck-off bronycon dramatization roundup blog thing soon, but I'm currently in Budapest, partially because the name is similar to "Barcelona", I am not very good at reading, and -- as I just said -- I got into a pretty big fight with a flight attendant back there at the Baltimore airport.

Which means that yes, there's going to be a blog series this year too, yes, if you saw me and talked to me at the convention chances are you're going to at least get a cameo, and yes, that was me that Majin carried like a princess for a while as I signed autographs. It was really fun! But it's going to take a bit because I need to get back to my actual house to write it.

Sorry for that! My blog is going to happen waaay after everybody else has posted theirs, which sucks, but what can you do. Look forward to it, and absolutely fuck flight attendants.

See ya in a week!

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I feel like I should have dragged you to fight-night. Should I have dragged you to fight-night? Maybe I can do that at the writer's retreat.

So... did you actually get a ticket to Budapest to begin with, or did you just brawl your way onto the plane and only realize you'd landed in Hungary when you got off?

So tl;dr Aragon got on the wrong flight, beat up an air hostess, and now he's staying in The (not so)Grand Budapest Hotel?

Ooo! That sounds exciting. Also, thank you again for signing my autograph book!

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I’m pretty sure we all know the answer to that question... :derpytongue2:

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At least you didn't go to Budapest instead of Baltimore? <.<

At least now you can find out what happened in Budapest with Black Widow and Hawkeye.

Well, iirc the local cuisine isn't bad, so while you're going commando, at least you won't get Hungary...

AHH I DID NOT SEE YOU

What brief time we had was an absolute pleasure.

I believe I've namedropped you in relation to absurdist tagging shenanigans. Just pointing this out for all of the stupid people who don't pay attention to the tags of Aragon blog posts, who probably exist because nobody calls Aragon an idiot more often than Aragon himself.

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The tags on this blog are hilarious, and I can't get over them, except the tea one is kind of making me gag, and I guess that's Aragon for you. D:

I realized I never did get to talk your ear off about Grave Implications, which I meant to. Ah, well.

It was good seeing you for the 5 minutes I did :derpytongue2:

Hope you had a blast! It sounds like you did, and I saw Majin's blog already. :rainbowlaugh:

Provided you're stranded, there are probably Bronies around (legion, after all), so friendly hoof?

I wish I could have run into you and gotten my copy of your book signed, but at least I get to look forward to reading about whatever crazy shit you inevitably spawned around yourself instead!

Glad I finally got to shake your hand after seeing you in passing half a dozen times. Remember, when 1v1ing flight attendants always wait until after the safety lecture when they're at their most docile. Your seat cushion can be used as a bludgeoning device.

Dammit, I didn't know you were there because I didn't read any blogs for the past 2 months because I was trying to finish 2 books in time for Bronycon. :P

Good luck making it home! Was great to hang out with you, however briefly.

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I know THAT feeling.

I wish i had seeeen you this yeaaaarrr

alas my schedule was so busy Princessing :(

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