insert wise comment here, preferably an aesop

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You know, when Displaced stories are done right, they really do a good job. When they're done wrong... Well, quite a few of us have seen the results. Sadly, today's fic is of the latter variety of Displaced fics. Whoop dee fucking do. And as it concerns my favorite Autobot, Optimus Prime himself, makes me even more annoyed. I'll try to remain unbiased, but if I want to tear my own hair out at the end of this... Sucks in breath You won't blame me... right?

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Okay, so back to reviewing. First off, an update though. One of the previous fics I reviewed, Reconciliation by xd77, the author of said story deleted negative comments against the story, so congrats. You just earned yourself an even lower score! 3/10 now. But anyways, to the main review at hand, and I'm happy to say that this story will be scoring much higher.

The story in question?

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Friendship is Magic first impressions review: Campfire Tales (s07e16)
by Obake

(SPOILERS!)

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Those of you who know me probably noticed that I like Shadowbolts. Paradoxically, the vague characterisation they got in the movie makes them perfect characters to write, discovering and developing their personalities (in other words, you can make shit up as much as you want). Some authors can do that better (sadly, at least two of them don't write that much anymore), some can't. And this is where I got the idea to review a couple of Shadowbolts stories to see some different

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A noteworthy week, but only because I'm sick. Again.

Imma try to sleep it off. Go read about monsters in the biblical sense in the meantime.

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Kinda messed up the cadence with that extra syllable up there. Anyway, season 7 is almost over, and with it just being the finale left, I figure I'll save on writing/reading effort and post up my reviews of the episodes I hadn't covered yet in my last review post and cover the finale in a separate post. Got that? Swell. Now, on to ramblings delivered straight from my brain to your eye holes. Enjoy!

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Friendship is Magic first impressions review: School Daze (s08e01-02)
by Obake

I'm not exactly sure what message School Daze is attempting to get across. That western educational systems are outdated, and insufficient? I agree there plenty of problems with the current system, but the episode never conveys any real issue with how Equestrians handle it.

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Now before I mention anything, yes, there will be spoilers and yes, you should just go ahead and read the book if you haven't already.

So what did I think of this movie. Sadly, I was greatly disappointed and I honestly went into it with high hopes. I mean surely film technology has come so far, it can't be as bad as the 2003 version of the book... actually it was pretty bad.

Where do I begin? How about characters.

Characters:

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*Brews up relaxing cup of pumpkin spice tea, sits down at computer while humming classical music. Pulls up site while taking slow sip. Reads blurb on latest episode. Tea Spray Mother-F***ing Everywhere.*

Screw the mid-season hiatus. I'm doing this.

Flick

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“Hello, everypony, and welcome to this first ever episode of At the Movies. I’m your host, Starlight Glimmer.”

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This space for rent.

Except below the break. That belongs to the box. He needs the surface area.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the first episode analysis of 2021, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Men in Black".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Well, it’s that time again. Time to rip apart the last Descendant’s Movie. Descendants 3.

I’ve already done reviews of the first two films so please read those firsts before reading this review because I don’t feel like reexplaining all the context.

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Story review #5: A Wolf’s Blizzard —by Heroic412227

Character’s:

Odium/OC: as always is on point & the highlight of all his stories which is good since he’s the main character.

Twilight & friends: are actually the most in character they’ve ever been in you’re Odium chronicles.

Premise: it’s a nice premise & was an enjoyable read but I do wish you’d spread it out a little longer to make things feel more streamlined.

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Grrrrrrrrrrrrreetings friends, and welcome back to the freshly named "Deconstructing is Magic", a retrospective, review and analysis of every single MLP episode ever. As the title suggests, I will be taking apart the individual elements of what makes this beloved pony show what it is, seeing where it works, where it doesn't, and what made it so beloved.

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I just realized how many games I've played recently with a zombie/horror/death theme to them. Nothing more to say, I just noticed.

This week it's Lakeview Cabin

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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"Hello Will."

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