I am really bad at relaxing. But, because of that, I may have got something coming in the morning pacific time. Ya better buckle up, buckaroos!

With love.

~ Not Enough Coffee

Canterlot is endangered by the changeling invasion. But a man who recently became a pony?
Ends up in the world of Equestria in the worst time as he is spawned in the middle of the chaos and then he must
learn to adapt to his new home and maybe JUST MAYBE modernize Equestria to its-

*MESSAGE TERMINATED*

This is the message from your soon to be supreme overlord

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What it says on the tin folks.

I'm taking a hiatus, though with how long it's been since my last update, I can already imagine it as me having already been on a hiatus. Maybe you're wondering why I want to take one?

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The When The Bough Breaks video is now live. I suspect this is the last I'll ever work on this story, really. It has, I hope, been worth it. The sound quality is pretty poor, but you can now hear me read this sad story aloud. It was... not easy. But I think it was the right thing to do.
Listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQKO7y9NDg4
Be well.

-Pencil

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Well, the collab I cobbled together is finally fully posted. I want to say thank you to everyone who participated; thanks not just for participating, for putting up with my blunt and occasionally obtuse criticisms, but also for sticking it through and finishing it. I never expected the response I got, and I think that, together, we made a story greater than a single author could have.

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Hello again. Another new chapter of Black Cat. Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike it when I am finishing up several things at once? It's really annoying. I also have another episode of Doctor and Ditzy Science Theater that I have to finish up. Ah well, at least I am getting some major progress done.

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Chapter 21 of Fallout Equestria: Black Cat is done. Sorry, this took longer than expected. I dragged my feet on this chapter a bit. I am going to try to avoid that for the next one. I like Scavenger's growing role in the story. At first, he was only a side character, but he proved to be quite the loyal friend. It's nice seeing Break getting a solid supporting cast. I probably took too long doing that.

Who knows. Maybe Scavenger will get a stand of his own?

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Hey again. Another chapter of the Black Cat finished. This chapter Break finally gives her stand a name! I won't spoil it. I thought long and hard about what it was going to be. First I was going to go with Holy Diver, but that felt too on the nose. Crazy Train was another option, but it didn't quite fit for me either. The song name I picked for her stand might not be one you have heard of, but I think it fits her character quite well.

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Fluttercheer here, with an important service announcement. What you will read here is something I wasn't originally going to write, but since I'm silent here for about two and a half weeks now, I figured it will be best if I tell what's going on to inform my followers and the few, brave diehards who read Aegis.

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I have completed the plotline to the Shudderbones story. There will still be proofreading and occasional revision, but the story that is posted is, in essence, complete!
I hope you all enjoy Shudderbones as much as I enjoyed writing it. If it's popular enough, I may just have to write a sequel.
There is an Equestria Girls human Shudderbones story coming as well, but I'm taking my time with that one.

No one liked my Sheerluck Homes story.

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I'm not going to be gone long, just need a break.

My interest for MLP kinda died down again and I got a bit more hyper-fixated on other stuff like A Heist With Markiplier. I'll get back to writing my other works soon because I especially want them finished. No promises on "Cozy's Dilemma" though because I'm not entirely happy with that sequel. However for my other stories, even ones I haven't posted yet, I do still want to work on them.

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It's said that one of the best ways to improve your writing is to read. It helps expose you to new ideas and styles and can inspire you. It's also said that it's easier to define why something is bad than why something is good. Declaring something to be bad usually has very concrete reasoning behind it, while declaring something to be good can be a lot more nebulous.

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Okay, next I promise for sure that I will give Break's stand a name. Sorry about that. This chapter went on a bit longer than expected. I tend to end chapters when I feel I have hit the perfect spot to finish it. And usually this ruins whatever I had planned, but I follow my instincts which are usually right. I am really surprised how much the accented pony has had an effect on the story. He was meant to just be a one-off character. It's a nice surprise, however. I like it when these

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My planned break from writing is almost over and I should get back to the drawing board soon, but the other project I started is still taking a lot of my time. I guess I could try to do both, but multitasking has never been one of my strong points. On top of that, I'm planning a new story, instead of continuing that PinkieShy story I have mentioned few times. As much as I'd like to write a new one, I'm still trying to stick with my plan, but no plan holds with me I have noticed.

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Another new chapter of Fallout Equestria: Black Cat is finished. If it isn't obvious from this chapter. I am a huge fan of Fist of the North Star. I love the ridiculous over the top raiders in that story. I couldn't help but use them. I have been wanting to use raiders in my story for a while now just so that I can use FOTNS thugs. What's a post-apocalyptic story without a mohawked leather-clad style bandit? Not one at all if you ask me.

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Let's just say this got slightly weird. In a good way, but it seems like this chapter (and in this case, this means the whole 3 part chapter) seems to be focused on setting up some plots to mess around with.

And while I might not like where some of the plots will be heading, each plot thread will be dealt with in time. Though some of the stuff is going to suck for the characters for a while.

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i got another one-shot all lined up and ready to go. this one's a comedy, here's the long description.

"Luna has been the keeper of dreams well before her banishment, and after a thousand years of absence and unchecked nightmares, she makes a vow to herself to continue helping ponies to the best of her abilities.

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I've been trying to get chapters for my fic out consistently, though I'm going to be taking a bit of a break in doing so. I haven't had the energy to write due to my mental state, but I'm taking steps to improve things. I'm also very excited to get the next chapter out once I'm through editing! I think it'll be enjoyable, and I'm pretty proud of it. Not super action-heavy, ((Granted my story hasn't been thus far)) but I think it has good character and story progression

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It's coming.