But, at least, your feelings wouldn't get hurt by a few mean tweets, right?

reality, joe biden, music, freedomtoons, song, parody, youtube, dementia, politics, kamala harris, nancy pelosi, donald trump, truth, rap, coolio,

Wake me up, Wake me up inside (I can't wake up), wake me up inside, save me from the dark--

What? That's exactly what was running through my mind when I watched this movie.

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[Disclaimer: While this blog post discusses Rule 34 statistics, it doesn't contain explicit imagery, embedded links to pornographic material or excessive coarse language.]

It's the tenth of the month and you know what that means. That's right! It's time for another in-depth analysis of clop!

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Joe Biden won the election. WOOHOO!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 I'm so happy and thankful that the voters made the right decision.

Congrats also to Kamala Harris as she is going to be the first African-American, the first Asian-American, and the first female Vice President in US history.

Kamala Harris - North America's least liked diversity hire.
People in the U.S. don't like Kamala and now we know certain Latin American countries don't like her either.

Joe Biden - Weirdo

Latinx - What a disgusting term forced by white liberal.

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Happy holidays, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for my ninth "Christmas Craze" installment, I'm gonna be presenting to you guys my review on perhaps one of the most underrated Christmas comedies of all-time: "Christmas with the Kranks".

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Aloha, my good friends.

This is your fun-loving film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my second April Fools Day gift to you all, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Jungle 2 Jungle".

Here's the rundown of it:

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As we tick down the last few days in this month, I find I have a couple Patreon blogs to still get out, my last being this one regarding a not terribly great Star Wars Legends/EU book. Nova

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the first installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Burbs".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX presents - A JOHN HUGHES production - A CHRIS COLUMBUS film - HOME ALONE - MACAULAY CULKIN - JOE PESCI - DANIEL STERN - JOHN HEARD and CATHERINE O'HARA - Music by JOHN WILLIAMS - Film Editor RAJA GOSNELL - Production Designer JOHN MUTO - Director of Photography JULIO MACAT - Executive Producers MARK LEVINSON & SCOTT ROSENFELT and TARQUIN GOTCH - Written and Produced by JOHN HUGHES - Directed by CHRIS COLUMBUS - Soundtrack album available on Sony Classical Records,

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"So what's it like being a hack," and its variations is a question I get asked often enough. Sometimes it's not verbalized but it's the way others just kind of shake their heads when you chime in on writing or some other thing in relation to it. Other times it's just finishing dead last (even when they don't tell you that's where you finished but you know it based upon various factors that include not allowing yourself enough time to edit or some such thing). Of course I think they should

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April Fools Day, Kemosabes!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I'm gonna give you guys my 16th take on an installment of the Scooby-Doo franchise: "Scooby-Doo and the Cyberchase".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 3rd installment of this year's "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "InnerSpace".

Here's the rundown of it:

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What hath I done?

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/335357/sweetie-derelle-the-speedinging

Story Description:

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Quite Possibly the Most Cursed Thing I Have Ever Seen

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I'll be honest about this:

Before I saw this film, I was expecting to have one of the worst times of my life, largely after reading the amount of negative feedback it got. I prayed to the Lord that my worst fears wouldn't be confirmed.

And you know what?

My prayers were answered!

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