I'm in the wrong line of business. · 3:21am Aug 24th, 2016
As in my random internet pokings, I just discovered that Amazon sells GI Joe fanfiction.
This is an actual thing.
The best part, honestly, is in the guidelines. There's the standard "Don't use real people, don't write porn, etc." And then, this:
"15. The character, Snake Eyes, shall never be depicted or described as a fan of the New York Yankees."