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Quite Possibly the Most Cursed Thing I Have Ever Seen · 7:39am Mar 26th, 2023
Quite Possibly the Most Cursed Thing I Have Ever Seen
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#Donald Trump
#Joe Biden
#Barack Obama
#Vladimir Putin
#Ben Shapiro
#Volodymyr Zelenskyy
#Queen Elizabeth
#Elon Musk
#Mark Zuckerberg
#extremely cursed
#politics
#political
#trans
#shitpost
#whyyyyyy
every time i thought the cursedness reached its peak it became even more deranged
just noticed that they forgot sigma so I'll make one up right now
Name: Josip Broz Tito
Sigma, he/him
important leader in non-aligned movement, basically cucked both west and communists,
made what was perhaps a successful communist dictatorship,
made the Balkans a better place than it was
gave a death threat to Stalin after multiple failed assassination attempts, Stalin backed off like a pussy
extremely confident
loved by almost all
killed Nazis
his funeral was visited by 129 state leaders, the third most ever
I rofl’d at Lizzy.
Then rofl’d again.
“Lays eggs instead.”
My eyes are bleeding. I thought the trump one was bad but was quickly proven wrong. Very fucking wrong
Over 100% cursed. But I also kind of like enby punk Obama? c_c;;
And that's just a normal picture of Elon Musk so5719874
also this
Every day we stray further from God.
i’m pretty sure that all of this is ironic, playing off of that hatsune miku binder thomas jefferson character sheet
Why have you subjected us to this?
lol it just kept going
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You read the title. You were warned!
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To quote one of Chris's students, "You should have warned us harder!"
actually this owns?
5719909
Poe's Law strikes again
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I think the absurdity lies in mapping all these headcanons and fetishes onto a bunch of problematic to downright reprehensible political and societal titans, and assigning so much queerness to mostly cishet white males.
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Thank you for turning me on to this blog!
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Brits confirmed to be changelings it explains why their food sucks so much and the Paul McCartney doppelganger theory
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yes that owns a lot actually
I only saw the first one and I didn't realize what I was looking at until I saw the others. This is Omegaverse A/B/O stuff! I'm laughing. This is horrible. I love it.
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I'm afraid to look up what that is, but bound by the horrible knowledge that I surely will later.
Also you almost got the 5,720,000th blog comment lol off by literally one
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In case you dare sooner than later!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/403644
Five minutes ago I was happy. I had finally had my life figured out, no more therapy, a decent job, and peace with my identity and such.
Now I want to claw out my eyes and bleach my soul.
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I think this is less a matter of getting further from Him and more a case of actively causing God to shudder and back away.
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Profile pic checks out.
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As that one AxCx album was titled, It Just Gets Worse.
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Assuming that's Anal Cunt you're talking about, one of my "absurd music ideas" (excellent Facebook group) was an anal cunt cover band in the style of semi obscure mid tier 60s pop rock, "Gary Fuck It and the Union Gape"
Dammit, do you know how long Trump is gonna be in my pony news feed now?
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That’s exactly the band I thought about.
Now I wonder if “Pigs In Satan’s Service” or “The Dogshit Experiment” are real grindcore bands.
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Not very long, as the images seem to be 404 now.
Aaand.... they're gone. I don't suppose you could find them again? I was going to inflict them on imgur.com but can't now.
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They're on my Facebook still which is why I'm confused since I linked from there. I'll go find them.
If you could dig up the original artist's website too so I can give proper credit, it'd be much appreciated.