Mission Log 01 · 8:58pm Jun 23rd, 2015
Day #4,873.
Things are looking dire.
Everyone is sick, except me. I am alone, now. When I attempted to open a fruit known as banana to eat for health, the banana ended up underneath the refrigerator:
I promptly burst into peals of laughter.
Now, I await for the disease to strike me as it has struck everyone else.
Captain TMF, signing out.