So, I was thinking of a title for a new story. And, well, it would be a diary story so I came up with the word Diaryetic as in, diary-etic.

Wait, it gets worse.

The full title that popped into my head was going to be The Diaryetic Courtship of Pinkie Pie.

Yeah....

Chocolate rain anyone?

I swear I remember changing buckets to fuckets a few days after posting the story, but I guess I either didn’t save it or I was hallucinating. Either way: fuck you, fuck me, fuck apples, fuck trees.

And now more random bits of headcanon I have for various characters in Equestria Girls.

• Principal Celestia is as much of a gamer as her sister. However, while Luna sticks to PC, Celestia is an avid console gamer and has kept every console she's ever had since she was a kid. She has everything from (the equivalent of) an Atari 2600 to all the major current gen consoles. They are kept meticulously clean and all still work.

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I have to confess in my initial reactions I seem to have missed these chapters because they are marked as a separate story and I can be a blithering idiot so I present a brand new reaction that I’m sticking into the middle of my other parts of the reaction.

So without further ado:

Chapter 31: Expert on Love

The changeling’s body shook. He swallowed aloud. “Whaa… What kind of questions?”

Considering what these chapter are marked as…….

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A couple of people have asked in one form or another about the sequel, especially with the release of the collaboration between Wing and I. Just want to assure you:

It's coming. Just really slowly.

In the mean-time, enjoy this small snippet while we keep working.

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I'd sample the story to give you an idea but on this particular occasion, I'd have to break the rules of the site.

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So, it's been a few months since I've posted or really said anything here. How's it going? Hopefully you're doing well and life hasn't been too much of a booger. If it has, well, in the most general of ways I hope that you are able to see your way through whatever it is.

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Greetings to you all,
as eluded too previously, a new story has come. And on this filthy Friday we have a rather cute, cuddly and messy tale of two mares and maybe a bit of stallion.

Additionally, a new poll is up. This one is about:
Where you would take someone for a drink.
Go ahead and make your voice he(a)rd.

Wishing you all a Filthy, fantastic Friday, and a good week~.

So, obviously, Equestria Girls is meant for a family audience. But if there's one thing those of us on this site enjoy, it's makin' them ponies and people swear like sailors on shore leave in our fics.

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So you know how I read a lot of fanfiction? And how everything that I thumbs-up gets put into my 'Liked Stories' bookshelf?

...

I JUST HIT 3000 BABY!

Seriously, 3000 fics in my bookshelf. I do have to re-read a few of them to get caught back up, but still... THREE THOUSAND FANFICS!

I feel like I should feel like I read way to much of this shit. I don't feel like I read too much fanfiction, but I probably should.

Still though... 3000!

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Geschwisterliebe Macht Schwanger
(Sibling Love Shall Make You Pregnant)

So... basically, a song that seems to sum up the internal emotional and mental struggle between the desire to love her and the part that says look but don't touch.

A song which could be a summary of the nightly visits between two young lovers.

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IN WHICH I BIRTHDAY'D
*ahem* Jesus was Black. Ronald Reagan was the Devil. And the government is lying about 9/11. </boondocks>

Okay, now that I've probably shocked you into unfollowing, allow me to explain myself past the jump.

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"If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

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Do you like Starlight?

Do you like Trixie?

Okay, okay, maybe you don't like that. But what if I put them together?

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